It was dive in Seattle..Alcoholics serving alcholics for 50 years.
love it!
best sign in a bar
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The best sign was in the bar at the Park Hotel in San Jose, Costa Rica.
It read:
"Free blow jobs on Tuesdays"
True, if your receipt had a star on it you won a free BJ from the lady of your choice present. Of course the ladies there, were all working girls, and it was paid for by the bar.
It closed about a year ago.
I loved Tuesdays.
It read:
"Free blow jobs on Tuesdays"
True, if your receipt had a star on it you won a free BJ from the lady of your choice present. Of course the ladies there, were all working girls, and it was paid for by the bar.
It closed about a year ago.
I loved Tuesdays.
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Got that one on the wall in my apartment.General E. FUBAR wrote:"Beware: Pickpockets and Loose Women"
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"Preacher! Go on down and get me some bourbon. J. T. S. Brown. No ice, no glass."
- Paul Newman, The Hustler
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- Paul Newman, The Hustler
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[nightofthelivingDEZ wrote:
Steelhead wrote:
On the beer cooler at a hole in the wall in downtown Bozeman: 'I Love Mormon Pussy'
what the?
hey - if I saw a sticker saying that, I'd remember it too!]
I told that story to a guy I knew had served time in SLC at the local on X-mas Eve & he countered with a story about one of his buddies trying to make a lap around the temple with that on a T-shirt. Said that he made it about 1/2 a block before the LDS jackboots got him.[/quote]
Steelhead wrote:
On the beer cooler at a hole in the wall in downtown Bozeman: 'I Love Mormon Pussy'
what the?
hey - if I saw a sticker saying that, I'd remember it too!]
I told that story to a guy I knew had served time in SLC at the local on X-mas Eve & he countered with a story about one of his buddies trying to make a lap around the temple with that on a T-shirt. Said that he made it about 1/2 a block before the LDS jackboots got him.[/quote]
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THE HOLE IN THE WALL, YATES CENTER KANSAS...
(corrections wanted if I have any of these names wrong)
....is a 500-600 sq foot tin shack next to the railroad tracks in the shadow of a huge billboard and volunteer sumacs. It has one tiny window just big enough for a Budweiser sign to fit in. On the outside of the building, big enough to read from a block away is a sign that reads:
"WE ONLY LOOK EXPENSIVE"
....is a 500-600 sq foot tin shack next to the railroad tracks in the shadow of a huge billboard and volunteer sumacs. It has one tiny window just big enough for a Budweiser sign to fit in. On the outside of the building, big enough to read from a block away is a sign that reads:
"WE ONLY LOOK EXPENSIVE"
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"It's hard to believe some families can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs." -behind the bar at Tom's Burned Down Cafe.
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But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott
RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.
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OMG - I just remembered this when reading through this post . . . I'm almost positive this sign is on the wall at the Double Down in Vegas. I could have sworn I saw it on the wall and started laughing to myself. I think it was to the left of the Puke Insurance sign. But I was really drunk, and am not quite sure.Dez wrote:what the?Steelhead wrote:On the beer cooler at a hole in the wall in downtown Bozeman: 'I Love Mormon Pussy'
I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
Hell is no bourbon - Ms. Savage
Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
Hell is no bourbon - Ms. Savage
Because that's how you win. Gunpowder and rum.,
My favourites are typos and terrible spelling.
Strickly no childen.
Anyone caught possessing illegal drunks on these premises will be immediately reported to the police.
Strickly no childen.
Anyone caught possessing illegal drunks on these premises will be immediately reported to the police.
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WWDJFD?
"Every time you don't get loaded, the terrorists win." - massivedrunk
WWDJFD?