best sign in a bar

happydrunk · Post by **happydrunk** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:11 am

Free Beer Tomorrow

Steelhead · Post by **Steelhead** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:22 pm

On the beer cooler at a hole in the wall in downtown Bozeman: 'I Love Mormon Pussy'

dez · Post by **dez** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:33 pm

Steelhead wrote:On the beer cooler at a hole in the wall in downtown Bozeman: 'I Love Mormon Pussy'

what the?

happydrunk · Post by **happydrunk** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 8:36 pm

nightofthelivingDEZ wrote:
Steelhead wrote:On the beer cooler at a hole in the wall in downtown Bozeman: 'I Love Mormon Pussy'
what the?

hey - if I saw a sticker saying that, I'd remember it too!

G_W · Post by **G_W** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 9:04 pm

happyhauntingdrunk wrote:Free Beer Tomorrow

I saw that once, they were closed teh next day.

General E. Fubar · Post by **General E. Fubar** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 10:27 pm

"Beware: Pickpockets and Loose Women"

New Orleans police department

Martini Time · Post by **Martini Time** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:13 am

If memory serves me right, I recall a beautiful 50's era neon sign reading Bill's Alcoholic Abuse Center at the old Tuman's Tavern while vacationing in Chicago circa 1998. Can anyone verify this, or is my memory shot? I bought a round of "Old Style" for 10 friends and I believe that grand total was $7!!!

Research indicates that the tavern reopened in a more gentrified way. This is apparently a new interior sign.

- MT

Palinka (RIP) · Post by **Palinka (RIP)** » Sun Oct 16, 2005 1:54 am

The one that reads "You don't have to be mad to work here but it helps!" is usually a good indicator of a joyless environment.

Jukebox Johnson · Post by **Jukebox Johnson** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 3:47 pm

General E. Decaying wrote:"Beware: Pickpockets and Loose Women"

New Orleans police department

I saw a reproduction of that one in an antique/junk store. They also had two others.

"No Liquor Sold To Indians After Sunset" - Oklahoma Bar Association

And

"All Gamblers and Fancy Women Must Register With The Captain Before The Ship Leaves The Dock" - Mississippi Riverboat Captains Council

I bought the second one for my bookie friend who owns a bar.

Mayhem · Post by **Mayhem** » Mon Oct 17, 2005 4:08 pm

Beer has food value
but food has no beer value
at the Old Toad.

The Lush · Post by **The Lush** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 12:25 am

happyhauntingdrunk wrote:Free Beer Tomorrow

Sadly this sign is in every TGI Fridays. They must be desperate to get people to come back.

Post by **Oggar** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:47 am

A personal favorite "Be good or be gone." Fuck the asshats I say!

Barca · Post by **Barca** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 11:16 am

One of my favorites:

I.I.T.Y.W.Y.B.A.D.

Mother Goose · Post by **Mother Goose** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:16 pm

Barca wrote:One of my favorites:

I.I.T.Y.W.Y.B.A.D.

OK, I'll bite. I know I've seen this before but can't remember what it stands for, dammit.

At an outdoor bar in St. Maarten, there was a sign on the wall that read "you can't drink the hole (sic) damn day if you don't start in the morning." So that's exactly what we did.

Miss Conception · Post by **Miss Conception** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:01 pm

If I tell you, will you buy another drink?

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