best sign in a bar

KellyGray · Post by **KellyGray** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:02 pm

It was dive in Seattle..Alcoholics serving alcholics for 50 years.
love it!

mountainmanMao · Post by **mountainmanMao** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 8:10 pm

Mr. Coco's in Amsterdam had "Warm beer, bad food" -- Actually, it was a really good bar.

POGO · Post by **POGO** » Mon Nov 07, 2005 5:34 pm

"We don't serve women. You have to bring your own"
"Don't mix booze and gasoline. It tastes terrible"

At the Black Horse, Mexico City (yes, in English)

Chip00 · Post by **Chip00** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:13 am

The best sign was in the bar at the Park Hotel in San Jose, Costa Rica.
It read:
"Free blow jobs on Tuesdays"

True, if your receipt had a star on it you won a free BJ from the lady of your choice present. Of course the ladies there, were all working girls, and it was paid for by the bar.

It closed about a year ago.

I loved Tuesdays.

mjm · Post by **mjm** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 6:21 pm

This one's in one of my favorite places:

The beauty of it is that it really lets the bartender be the boss.

Aussie 12 · Post by **Aussie 12** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 9:53 pm

At the Dinosaur BBQ in Rochester:

1.) "I'm going nuckin' futs"

2.) "For every animal you don't eat I'm going to eat 3!!" :twisted:

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Tue Dec 06, 2005 10:11 pm

General E. FUBAR wrote:"Beware: Pickpockets and Loose Women"

New Orleans police department

Got that one on the wall in my apartment.

Steelhead · Post by **Steelhead** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 9:27 pm

[nightofthelivingDEZ wrote:
Steelhead wrote:
On the beer cooler at a hole in the wall in downtown Bozeman: 'I Love Mormon Pussy'

what the?

hey - if I saw a sticker saying that, I'd remember it too!]

I told that story to a guy I knew had served time in SLC at the local on X-mas Eve & he countered with a story about one of his buddies trying to make a lap around the temple with that on a T-shirt. Said that he made it about 1/2 a block before the LDS jackboots got him.[/quote]

Bluto · Post by **Bluto** » Wed May 31, 2006 8:33 am

Beer Goggles Sold Here

Posted on the door of Chalky's in Vermillion, SD.

gamediva2112 · Post by **gamediva2112** » Sat Jun 10, 2006 2:25 pm

(corrections wanted if I have any of these names wrong)

....is a 500-600 sq foot tin shack next to the railroad tracks in the shadow of a huge billboard and volunteer sumacs. It has one tiny window just big enough for a Budweiser sign to fit in. On the outside of the building, big enough to read from a block away is a sign that reads:

"WE ONLY LOOK EXPENSIVE"

Post by **Oggar** » Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:36 pm

"It's hard to believe some families can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs." -behind the bar at Tom's Burned Down Cafe.

happydrunk · Post by **happydrunk** » Sat Jul 01, 2006 10:08 am

Dez wrote:
Steelhead wrote:On the beer cooler at a hole in the wall in downtown Bozeman: 'I Love Mormon Pussy'
what the?

OMG - I just remembered this when reading through this post . . . I'm almost positive this sign is on the wall at the Double Down in Vegas. I could have sworn I saw it on the wall and started laughing to myself. I think it was to the left of the Puke Insurance sign. But I was really drunk, and am not quite sure.

GSG · Post by **GSG** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:19 am

My favourites are typos and terrible spelling.

Strickly no childen.

Anyone caught possessing illegal drunks on these premises will be immediately reported to the police.

Linkster · Post by **Linkster** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 4:16 pm

"Cowboys must kick Shit from Boots before entering"

Yep! right across the street.

LordNeuf · Post by **LordNeuf** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 4:34 pm

It was an old english pub sign turned into a clock at a jazz/reggae bar

"Ye Olde Pipe and Bowl"

a picture of Marley smoking a doobie wasn't needed there.

best sign in a bar

THE HOLE IN THE WALL, YATES CENTER KANSAS...