Drinking Toasts to remember

Post your favorite quips of wino wisdom here.

Moderators: Badfellow, Mr Boozificator, Artful Drunktective, mistah willies, NYDingbat, Judge, oettinger, Oggar

Shotski's
Souse
Souse
Posts: 16
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 7:03 pm
Location: Florida
Contact:

Drinking Toasts to remember

Post by Shotski's » Sat May 06, 2006 10:21 pm

Lets see who has the drinking "TOAST" that is worthy of remembering and using....

:P -- Gentlemen, start your livers!


:cry: -- There are good ships, and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.-- Here's to the women who love us.



:evil: -- If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up, but the ocean's not vodka and I’m not a duck so pass me the bottle & lets get FUCKED UP!!


:idea: -- May the best of our past be the worse of our future


If you have some good ones, shout it out to the world to hear. Good toasts can be PaRtY, SaD, FuNnY, ClEvEr.... anything.

PLEASE NOTE: We are going to post some of these TOASTS on our "Fun Stuff" section of Shotski's web site. If you don't want yours posted there, please let us know.


---- THE DRINKERS PRAYER ----

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk), At home as it is in the pub.
Give us this day our foamy head, And forgive us our spillages, As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration, But deliver us from hangovers. For thine is The beer, The bitter, The lager.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.

IronHeadDan
Tippler
Tippler
Posts: 1
Joined: Fri May 19, 2006 5:24 pm

Post by IronHeadDan » Fri May 19, 2006 5:56 pm

Here's to LYING, CHEATING, STEALING, and DRINKING.
When you LIE, lie to save a friend...
When you CHEAT, cheat death...
When you STEAL, steal a young maiden's heart...
If you do these things,
When you DRINK, you can drink with me!
^i^ IronHeadDan ^i^

User avatar
BeerMakesMeSmart
Juicing Like Jackie
Juicing Like Jackie
Posts: 12665
Joined: Thu Jan 01, 2004 2:49 pm

Post by BeerMakesMeSmart » Fri May 19, 2006 6:21 pm

John O'Riley was a member of an Irish Toast Masters Club and one
evening at the local Irish Toast Masters meeting, a contest was
held to see who could deliver the best toast.

Well, John O'Riley won the contest for the best toast of the
evening, "Here's To The Best Years o' Me Life, Spent Between The
Legs o' Me Wife."

When John O'Riley arrived home his beautiful wife asked him how
the Toast Masters meeting went and he said, "I won the contest
for the best toast of the evening."

His wife then asked him what his toast was, and he said, "Here's
To The Best Years o' me Life, Spent in Church wi' me Wife."

His wife then said, "Why John, that's so nice of you to include
me in your Toast."

The next morning, Mrs. O'Riley was downtown shopping and ran into
the local policeman on the beat who was also at the Toast Masters
meeting with John O'Riley. He said, "Hello Mrs. O'Riley, that
was some great toast that your husband John gave at the Toast
Masters meeting last evening. He won first prize."

"Yes, that's right," said Mrs. O'Riley, "but he wasn't quite
honest with the facts: he's only been there twice, the first
time he fell asleep and the second time I had to pull him out by
the ears."
I'll miss you, pallie.

User avatar
lanternchikk
Drunker Than God
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2260
Joined: Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:48 pm
Location: Bei de Brandstëfter.

Post by lanternchikk » Mon May 22, 2006 6:08 pm

Love the ducky-ocean one.
Die Götter sind besoffen, der Olymp ist vollgekotzt.

PrincessT
Tippler
Tippler
Posts: 2
Joined: Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:37 am

Toasty

Post by PrincessT » Mon Jun 12, 2006 9:40 am

**********Recently found written on the wall of the Ladie's Room********

To good friends
Who know you well
but like you anyway!

***********Shamelessly stolen from a musician at my local pub**********
Here's to the woman whow ears the red shoes
she smokes all my pot and drinks all my booze
She no virgin, but that's not a sin
She's still go tthe box her cherry came in.
The only way to resign from our profession is to die.

Shotski's
Souse
Souse
Posts: 16
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 7:03 pm
Location: Florida
Contact:

Here's to you...

Post by Shotski's » Sun Jun 18, 2006 11:00 am

O%O

- Here's to (joe), raise your glass, here's to (joe) he's a horses ass, he otta be publically pissed on, He otta be publically shot, he otta be tied to a urnial and let him rot rot rot, here to (joe) raise your glass here's to (joe) he's a horses ass.
** (this is normally chanted or sang)

()() - Here's to being single, drinking doubles, and seeing triple!


::0 - -- Heres to a long life and a merry one
a pretty girl and an honest one
a quick death and an easy one
a cold beer and another one
Bobby Barnes
Shotski's Bar Supplies & Party Mixes
http://www.shotskis.com
http://www.BombShots.com

User avatar
lanternchikk
Drunker Than God
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2260
Joined: Tue Jan 25, 2005 1:48 pm
Location: Bei de Brandstëfter.

Re: Here's to you...

Post by lanternchikk » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:54 am

Shotski's wrote:()() - Here's to being single, drinking doubles, and seeing triple!
You should post more!:D
Die Götter sind besoffen, der Olymp ist vollgekotzt.

Shotski's
Souse
Souse
Posts: 16
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 7:03 pm
Location: Florida
Contact:

Post by Shotski's » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:47 pm

%* Starkle, starkle little twink
Who the hell are you I think,
I'm not under what you call
The acofluence of incohol.
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like thinkle peep.
I don't know who is me yet,
But the drunker I stand here the longer I get.

______________________________________________

Here's 2 for the lady's
-------------------------

(()) -- laughed & laughed
at the court's decision
They gave him the kids
And they ain't even his'in

-- Here's to life
Ain't it grand,
Just got divorced
From my old man.
Bobby Barnes
Shotski's Bar Supplies & Party Mixes
http://www.shotskis.com
http://www.BombShots.com

User avatar
flyinhighinCO
Hooch Hound
Hooch Hound
Posts: 61
Joined: Sat Jul 01, 2006 6:14 pm
Location: nw denver dive bar

Post by flyinhighinCO » Thu Jul 20, 2006 9:45 pm

saw in an Irish bar, of course

may the splinters always point down as you slide down the banister of life
You'll be the one rollin' on the floor askin' for another one. I'll be the last one standin' up tellin' everyone we just begun.Get the bruises to prove it.-Eddie Spaghetti

User avatar
CODEPENDS
Souse
Souse
Posts: 19
Joined: Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:59 pm

Post by CODEPENDS » Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:00 pm

Hmmm...Shotski - maybe you people can help me with something that has been bugging me for a while. Isn't there a Russian or Cossack dance called the "Shatski" or something like that? The dancers (usually male?) are way down low with knees bent and throwing their arms upward while the crowd chants "HEY!" Anyone know what I am talking about?
12 STEP HELL...

Shotski's
Souse
Souse
Posts: 16
Joined: Mon May 01, 2006 7:03 pm
Location: Florida
Contact:

Post by Shotski's » Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:17 pm

LOL... CODEPENDS, I have no clue!

------------------------------------------------------

:arrow: Little lady at the bar,
How I wonder what you are ;
How I wonder what you'll do.
If I grab a kiss from you;
Pretty soon, without a doubt,
Honey, I'll be finding out.

:wink: Here's to sin and here's to virtue,
A little bit of both won't hurt you,
A little virtue is enhancing,
A little sin can be entrancing,
Be good, my dear, but don't be haughty,
There's too much fun in being naughty.
Bobby Barnes
Shotski's Bar Supplies & Party Mixes
http://www.shotskis.com
http://www.BombShots.com

User avatar
LordNeuf
Hooch Hound
Hooch Hound
Posts: 72
Joined: Thu Aug 12, 2004 4:49 pm
Location: Bostonia, The Republic of Massatucky
Contact:

Post by LordNeuf » Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:36 pm

The Drinkers Cadence ~ A US Ranger's marching song (I am not now or have ever been a US Army Ranger, but my brother in law learned it from one and taught it to me.)

Drink Drink Drink Drink
Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk
I drank last night, and drank the night before
Tonight I'm gonna drink like I never drank before

Glorious
Glorious
A whole keg a'beer
And the four of us

Glory be to G0D
That there's only four here
Cause one of us could drink it all alone
DAMN NEAR
Image Image
"If She Don't Kill Me, The Whiskey Will"

Hiram J. Lushwell
Tippler
Tippler
Posts: 6
Joined: Tue May 30, 2006 4:17 pm
Location: Council Bluffs, Iowa

Post by Hiram J. Lushwell » Sun Jul 30, 2006 2:10 pm

I've drunk to your health at roundups,
I've drunk to your health at home.
I've drunk to your health so damn many times,
I've almost ruined my own.
"Twas a woman who drove me to drink. I never had the courtesy to thank her."
W.C. Fields

Merfnet
Tippler
Tippler
Posts: 1
Joined: Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:57 pm

Irish Quote

Post by Merfnet » Sat Aug 19, 2006 12:59 pm

May you be in Heaven for 15 min. before the devil know your dead

User avatar
Martini Time
King Cockeyed
King Cockeyed
Posts: 1597
Joined: Wed Apr 28, 2004 7:25 pm
Location: Fran Sancisco, CA

Post by Martini Time » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:18 am

Here's to good friends.
Tonight is kind of special.
The beer we'll pour
must say something more, somehow.
So tonight (tonight),
Tonight,
Let it be Lowenbrau (let it be Lowenbrau).
It's been so long.
Hey, I'm glad to see ya.
Raise your glass.
Here's to health and happiness.
So tonight (tonight),
Let it be all the best.


Wait...that's an old Lowenbrau™ jingle.

Never mind.
"Martinis are a balm against a sordid world, a shield against all that is sullied, rushed and coarse"

Post Reply