Drinking Toasts to remember

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Re: Drinking Toasts to remember

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I think it's time to revive this thread, simply because the art of the toast is too precious to lose.

...and yes, I'm back from the dead...

After a long time of not posting and such, I think we need a good toast...

My apologies for repeats...

"For the times we won't remember with the friends we'll never forget!"

"When you feel like you're in a hole
Your drink is here to lift your soul
When you let the monkey take control
You know that you have reached your goal!"

Meh, it's 2AM...hard to think up fun ones...

and of course, a fun thing to do to a friend...

"To [insert name here], who's buying the next round!"
or I suppose you could just say...
"To whomever buys the next round!"

Right...

How about that Snowpacalypse?

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"They may talk about our drinking, but never our thirst" - Scottish

"In Heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink all we can here" - Belgian

"A hundred bucks in the bank never felt as good as 20 in my bloodstream" - FKR, I think.
• "Avoiding the darker alcohols like bourbon, red wine and dark rum might lessen [a hangover] and you might also dance better if you wear a tutu instead of trousers." - FKR

• "If you wanna 'talk about' my drinking, it better be about how fucking awesome it is." - Me

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Here's to it and from it and to it again
If you ever get to it and don't do it
You may never get to it to do it again
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Post by beerkegbilly »

I lost my lunch and your sister sat on my face so pass. the punch or punch you out !
I did you wife so what is left in life
whiskey is like life
drink more beer keep the brewers open
over the mouth and through the gums look out guts here it comes
down the hatch .
cheers

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This is an old thread, I know, but I couldn't resist posting this version since no one else has...

Here's to (joe), raise your glass,
here's to (joe) he's a horse's ass.
That's not true, there's no doubt
he's not a horse's ass.
He's what comes out.

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Shotski's wrote:
:evil: -- If the ocean was vodka and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up, but the ocean's not vodka and I’m not a duck so pass me the bottle & lets get FUCKED UP!!
I could be a duck and get fucked up.

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Big tits are great excuse for an ugly face. To big tits and ugly faces. Got slapped for that toast.

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oldsmartskunk wrote:Big tits are great excuse for an ugly face. To big tits and ugly faces. Got slapped for that toast.
And it was absolutely your mother`s right to do so!
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Post by TheDrunkardAnglo »

I always say "Here's to undrunkenness" before laughing manically.
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Rick: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.

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My best friend and I have a simple routine.

"Raise 'em up,drink 'em down,have another. To good times,better memories,and many more to come"

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Old friend of mine whom I don't see too often as of late few years used to say something to this effect when the last calls where to be poured:
"To death that old bastard, may this drink stay his hand."

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And I'll be mumbling 'great minds drink alike' when I raise a glass of whiskey the following couple of weeks. It's not really a toast I guess, but you've gotta spread the wisdom. Even when it's just you and the monkey.

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Here’s to lobster tail and beer. Three of my favorite things.

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