Arthur Spooner - King of Queens

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Arthur Spooner - King of Queens

Post by Frankennietzsche »

"I miss the days when alcoholism was bright, easy entertainment."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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"Cocktail? I make a mean Irish coffee! I have whipped cream."

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