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Metalocalypse

Post by Oggar » Tue Oct 17, 2006 10:27 am

Facebones: In order to keep Nathan Explosion healthy, and because of the tremedous drinking it takes to entertain all you Dethklok fans out there, Nathan must undergo a series of liver transplants.

Lawyer: Don't you remember making this deal?
Skwisgaar: Nope
Pickles: We're we drunk?
Lawyer: Yes. Yes you were.

Nathan: You know we get really, really excited about really bad ideas when we drink.

Pickles while holding a drink: Dude, nice one. What are you trying to do depress us? Well it's working, now I need a drink. A different one, not this one.

Skwisgaar: There's only two things to do in a blackout. Get drunk, one thing to do.

Nathan: I hate Finland, I need a hundred beers.

Nathan Explosion: NOOOOOO! We never drink before a show. Never!
William Murderface: Well, I've been drinking all day.
Toki Wartooth: Me too.
Skwisgaar Skwisgelf: Me too.
Pickles: Me too.
(pause)
Nathan Explosion: Me too.
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But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott

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Post by Manos » Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:03 pm

Brutal.
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Post by Oggar » Mon Oct 23, 2006 8:48 am

Murderface: What do you mean booze ain't food? I'd rather chop off my own ding-dong than admit that!
Toki Wartooth: You'd rather chop off your own ding-dong than not drink?
Murderface: Yeah!!!
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott

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Post by Frankennietzsche » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:22 am

This cartoon is the best cartoon ever.




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Post by rat bastard » Wed Jan 03, 2007 8:38 pm

never smoke pot and watch dethklown. i think i woke the neighbors up laughing.

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Post by Oggar » Thu Apr 05, 2007 5:22 am

TV Host: And finally, we've all heard those viscious rumors about Pickles the drummer not really being as big a drinker as he claims to be. Well Pickles is going to do something about that.

Pickles: Y'know it hurts when people say things that ain't true. But you know in retaliation I'm going to do something. I'm going to drink more than I ever have in my life.
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Post by happydrunk » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:13 am

I don't get cable. But those quotes are funny . . thank you.
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Re: Metalocalypse

Post by hoverdog » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:45 am

Oggar wrote: Nathan: I hate Finland, I need a hundred beers.
I bet the fucker's just jealous 'cuz he can't keep up.
The last thing that anyone should ever do is feel ashamed of blacking out. You were trying to get drunk last night and, goddamnit, mission accomplished.

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Re: Metalocalypse

Post by happydrunk » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:47 am

Epor wrote:
Oggar wrote: Nathan: I hate Finland, I need a hundred beers.
I bet the fucker's just jealous 'cuz he can't keep up.
I need a laughing smilieface.
I'm not so think as you drunk I am.

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Post by Oggar » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:55 am

His full quote on Finland.
Oh, I hate Finland. I need a hundred beers. [Enters bar] I need a hundred beers. Exactly... exactly one hundred. Thank you.

the episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K6oDQctJiI
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Post by Badfellow » Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:40 pm

From the Snakes n' Barrels documentary: "Antonio shot heroin into his balls again today. This time, he says, it was an accident."
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Post by Oggar » Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:24 pm

Look I know you're all s*ber now and I can totally respect that. So I'm going to resist the urge to do drugs and drink around you. I will still do them, but I'll excuse myself and go to a different room. -Pickles
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott

RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.

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Post by Badfellow » Wed Apr 11, 2007 9:03 am

Pickles- "Why do we always drink so much before Fan Day?"

William Murderface- "I believe you drink because it is Fan Day."




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Re: Metalocalypse

Post by givemesomepils » Thu Nov 19, 2015 6:48 pm

we're getting this going again. I'll post a good one from the newer episodes when I'm not feeling this great
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