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Facebones: In order to keep Nathan Explosion healthy, and because of the tremedous drinking it takes to entertain all you Dethklok fans out there, Nathan must undergo a series of liver transplants.

Lawyer: Don't you remember making this deal?
Skwisgaar: Nope
Pickles: We're we drunk?
Lawyer: Yes. Yes you were.

Nathan: You know we get really, really excited about really bad ideas when we drink.

Pickles while holding a drink: Dude, nice one. What are you trying to do depress us? Well it's working, now I need a drink. A different one, not this one.

Skwisgaar: There's only two things to do in a blackout. Get drunk, one thing to do.

Nathan: I hate Finland, I need a hundred beers.

Nathan Explosion: NOOOOOO! We never drink before a show. Never!
William Murderface: Well, I've been drinking all day.
Toki Wartooth: Me too.
Skwisgaar Skwisgelf: Me too.
Pickles: Me too.
(pause)
Nathan Explosion: Me too.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott

RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.

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Brutal.
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Murderface: What do you mean booze ain't food? I'd rather chop off my own ding-dong than admit that!
Toki Wartooth: You'd rather chop off your own ding-dong than not drink?
Murderface: Yeah!!!
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott

RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.

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This cartoon is the best cartoon ever.




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never smoke pot and watch dethklown. i think i woke the neighbors up laughing.

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TV Host: And finally, we've all heard those viscious rumors about Pickles the drummer not really being as big a drinker as he claims to be. Well Pickles is going to do something about that.

Pickles: Y'know it hurts when people say things that ain't true. But you know in retaliation I'm going to do something. I'm going to drink more than I ever have in my life.
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I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott

RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.

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I don't get cable. But those quotes are funny . . thank you.
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Re: Metalocalypse

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Oggar wrote: Nathan: I hate Finland, I need a hundred beers.
I bet the fucker's just jealous 'cuz he can't keep up.
The last thing that anyone should ever do is feel ashamed of blacking out. You were trying to get drunk last night and, goddamnit, mission accomplished.

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Epor wrote:
Oggar wrote: Nathan: I hate Finland, I need a hundred beers.
I bet the fucker's just jealous 'cuz he can't keep up.
I need a laughing smilieface.
I'm not so think as you drunk I am.

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His full quote on Finland.
Oh, I hate Finland. I need a hundred beers. [Enters bar] I need a hundred beers. Exactly... exactly one hundred. Thank you.

the episode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K6oDQctJiI
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott

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From the Snakes n' Barrels documentary: "Antonio shot heroin into his balls again today. This time, he says, it was an accident."
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Look I know you're all s*ber now and I can totally respect that. So I'm going to resist the urge to do drugs and drink around you. I will still do them, but I'll excuse myself and go to a different room. -Pickles
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott

RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.

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Pickles- "Why do we always drink so much before Fan Day?"

William Murderface- "I believe you drink because it is Fan Day."




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Re: Metalocalypse

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we're getting this going again. I'll post a good one from the newer episodes when I'm not feeling this great
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