Scrubs

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IndyGuy77
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Post by IndyGuy77 »

Thread revival!

[someone to the Janitor]: Have you been drinking?
Janitor: I'm not drunk[/i].
Current favorite drinks: BOOKERS!! Bombay Sapphire, Makers Mark, Trader Joe's Germanic beers

May a moody baby doom a yam?

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grif04
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Re: Scrubs

Post by grif04 »

JD - Are you Drunk?
Janitor - ....ive been drinking...?
- Kevin

i also smoke.

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Curb Feeler
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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

- Dean Martin
Cell phones: The perfect way to keep in touch with distant friends whilst pissing off the ones sitting right next to you.

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