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some wino in north Alabama

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When I was a young man (about 19) I would hangout with a friend that was about 8 or 9 years older that worked at a package store. I would go in there late in the afternoon and hangout with him until he closed. There would be a lot of winos coming in there each evening buying bottles of MD 20/20. One night one of them looked at me and enthusiastically said, "A couple of bottles of this will get me torn down!"
"Follow me into the desert as thirsty as you are, crack a smile and cut your mouth and drown in alcohol."

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