The idea of Cloris Leachman saying this :
Great Gam Gam: You and I are not so different, Mr. Badrinath. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. But I got over it!
Kills me!
I put this on when Mrs. Me was reading in the same room and she found herself watching it and even remarked that she was surprised it had a plot.
Beerfest
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Re: Beerfest
RE: Schnitzengiggle Beer
Landfill: "It's magical."
Fink: "It's laughing at me."
Barry: "I wish I could brush my teeth with it."
Landfill: "I wanna put my dick in it."
Fink: "I want it to put its dick in me."
Barry: "I wish it were winter, we could make it into ice blocks and skate on it. And then melt it in the springtime and drink it."
http://www.thecommonconnoisseur.com/drinkingquotes
Landfill: "It's magical."
Fink: "It's laughing at me."
Barry: "I wish I could brush my teeth with it."
Landfill: "I wanna put my dick in it."
Fink: "I want it to put its dick in me."
Barry: "I wish it were winter, we could make it into ice blocks and skate on it. And then melt it in the springtime and drink it."
http://www.thecommonconnoisseur.com/drinkingquotes
Re: Beerfest
They told us to keep on baking ze cupcakes!
It's true, Sandy!
It's true, Sandy!
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
Re: Beerfest
"We're not that drunk!"
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coqui_chris
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Re: Beerfest
What can I say? I'm better when I'm drunk
"To avoid criticism: Do nothing, Say nothing, Be nothing" - Fred Shero
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
"You hear players, media people say it's tough to play in Philly in front of these fans. To those people, I say, you didn't have the guts to succeed here." - John Kruk
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far-Out-Pat
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Re: Beerfest
"Say goodnight Popo, good night Popo". Pulls the life support cable!
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
"I was cured, all right"- Alex- A Clockwork Orange
"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell"-Marwood From Withnail and I
"I was cured, all right"- Alex- A Clockwork Orange
"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell"-Marwood From Withnail and I
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far-Out-Pat
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Re: Beerfest
"Mother i always knew you would outlive me, now i will never know what happens on the young and the restless."
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
"I was cured, all right"- Alex- A Clockwork Orange
"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell"-Marwood From Withnail and I
"I was cured, all right"- Alex- A Clockwork Orange
"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell"-Marwood From Withnail and I
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Mr. Von Rotten
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Re: Beerfest
Landfill: Jim Tobleson's a fucking Chatty Cathy! I did my three years up at the county pen. Made some friends, went Muslim. Now I'm out, praise Allah.
"What did the leaper say to the hooker?... Keep the tip."
Re: Beerfest
Das Boot!!
"If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall in to this vice." - Abraham Lincoln in an address to the Washington Temperance Society in 1842
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Glasgae Sam
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Re: Beerfest
"Where's the American team?"
*laughter* ;)
*laughter* ;)
Let us have wine and women, mirth and laughter,
Sermons and soda water the day after.
www.drunchblog.com <- it's full of pictures of epic breakfasts made by me and my friends. That's about it.
Sermons and soda water the day after.
www.drunchblog.com <- it's full of pictures of epic breakfasts made by me and my friends. That's about it.