Beerfest

drunkpete77 · Post by **drunkpete77** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:30 pm

"Who's Barry Badrinath?" repeated very fast seven or eight times in a row.

drunkpete77 · Post by **drunkpete77** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:31 pm

"Goddamn brewery!!"

drunkpete77 · Post by **drunkpete77** » Mon Jan 22, 2007 7:32 pm

"You know guys, maybe sitting alone on a rooftop drinking ram piss isn't the way to go."

Post by **Oggar** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:39 am

God damn brewery! You know that brewery makes 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 of them, and I'm the bad guy! -Landfill

noirly · Post by **noirly** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 9:15 pm

Oggar wrote:God damn brewery! You know that brewery makes 10,000 bottles of beer a day. I drink 45 of them, and I'm the bad guy! -Landfill

"Im the ASShole " I believe the quote goes . . .( I was gonna use that one too)

Dr. Dotto S. Blotto · Post by **Dr. Dotto S. Blotto** » Sat Apr 07, 2007 1:45 pm

I'm just trying to get a little slap and pickle!

drivinwest · Post by **drivinwest** » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:41 pm

It was ze greatest beer in all ze vorld!

GSG · Post by **GSG** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 4:41 am

Was this film made by Broken Lizard? I must see it if it was. I like them.

Dr. Dotto S. Blotto · Thu Apr 12, 2007 12:29 pm

"Here, here's 20 euro, now go get a bj from your GREAT grandmother...on me."

kid at party: "Hey! Who ordered the Queer Eye makeover?"
Landfill: "We're the Party Brigade. *shotguns two oilcans & burps* We're here to play some drinking games."

Jaime · Post by **Jaime** » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:23 pm

"I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer." - Homer Simpson

drunkpete77 · Post by **drunkpete77** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 6:01 pm

Dr. Dotto S. Blotto wrote:I'm just trying to get a little slap and pickle!

That's the funniest part of the whole movie!

rollo · Post by **rollo** » Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:01 pm

"We should freeze it in the winter and skate on it! And then melt it in summer and drink it!"

-barry talking about the freshly brewed Schnitz

Diabetic Daredevil · Post by **Diabetic Daredevil** » Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:21 pm

I always sleep better with a warm sausage in me.

Hossasaurus Wrecked · Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:35 pm

Some great anti-German zingers:

"Real funny, Deutsch-bag"

"Get bent, umlaut!"

"Bring it on, meine bitch!"

And some against(?) the British:

"Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!"

"Pim Scutney: You're all for a coat and no trousers, you are.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I'm sorry, one more time?
Rog Gobshire: Shove off! We're gonna put the skitters in your Alan Whickers, you plonker!
Barry Badrinath: [Looking to Fink] Do you know what he's saying? "

And one against Americans:

"Yeah, you Americans, why don't you go back to strip malls und drink your Zimas and Smirnoff Ices! "

And two of my favorites:

"I once saw him fart a plum... I was plum surprised."

"Hey... I'm drunk, you're drunk... everybody's drunk!"

IndyGuy77 · Post by **IndyGuy77** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:50 pm

"The eye of the Jew!"