Beer League

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Thu Jan 25, 2007 11:37 am

Ed: You look like you got the shit beat out of you.
Artie: You should see the other guy.
Ed: I imagine a guy perfectly unharmed with badly bruised knuckles.
Artie: Don’t you have livers to ruin?

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:44 am

I wish I was 35 years younger.

I know, so you could kick my ass.

No, I could kick your ass right now. If it were 35 years ago, I'd loan your parents the money for an abortion.

Crystal · Post by **Crystal** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 11:45 am

Don't you be eyeballing me. I've fucked guys bigger than you in prison!

What are we waiting for--- wait, did Dirk just say he fucked guys?

Baron_Von_Boozer · Post by **Baron_Von_Boozer** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:40 am

GREAT movie!!! Artie's AWESOME!

Dammit All · Post by **Dammit All** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:32 am

I just saw that movie last weekend...fuckin a right its a good one!

rollo · Post by **rollo** » Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:20 pm

It was...OK. There was just something about it that didn't pull me in. Anyway, some good drinking moments, here's one

Whoever doesn't do a shot with me right now is a FUCKING pussy!

-Artie

I've used that one on several occasions.