Midwestern Mantra

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Midwestern Mantra

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Billy Gardell, a low-key yet promising comic currently on the Jameson Comedy Tour, showed up on the local morning show with this pearl of self observation.
"I'm from the midwest and a middle class upbringing. I eat meat and cheese. I smoke. I drink whiskey."
Indeed, sir. Indeed.
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