Barney Gumble
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Frankennietzsche
- Juicing Like Jackie
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Barney Gumble
"I'm a drunk; I don't know how I do anything."
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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thirsty4beer
- Drunker Than God
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JohnnyT
from The Buck McCoy episode
Marge, welcoming Buck to dinner: We've made your favorites. Rattlesnake meat, varmint kebobs, and refried whiskey.
Buck: I like the sound of that last one!
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Marge: I don't know if I approve of a commercial selling whiskey to children.
Buck: That commercial was aimed at children who were already heavy drinkers.
Marge: Ooooh
Marge, welcoming Buck to dinner: We've made your favorites. Rattlesnake meat, varmint kebobs, and refried whiskey.
Buck: I like the sound of that last one!
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Marge: I don't know if I approve of a commercial selling whiskey to children.
Buck: That commercial was aimed at children who were already heavy drinkers.
Marge: Ooooh
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drivinwest
- Lord of Benders
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Moe as he's leaving the bar in a hurry:
Moe: "Barney, I'm leaving for a few minutes. Don't steal anything."
Barney: "What kind of a pathetic drunk do you take me for? Oooh! There's beer in the ashtray!" SLURP
Moments later, he's laying under an open tap with beer flowing down his gullet.
Barney: "Uh oh, my heart just stopped. <pause> Ah, there is goes."
Moe: "Barney, I'm leaving for a few minutes. Don't steal anything."
Barney: "What kind of a pathetic drunk do you take me for? Oooh! There's beer in the ashtray!" SLURP
Moments later, he's laying under an open tap with beer flowing down his gullet.
Barney: "Uh oh, my heart just stopped. <pause> Ah, there is goes."