"The Assault on Tony's" by John O'Brien

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"The Assault on Tony's" by John O'Brien

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"'You can be such an asshole' she said...
'I'm a drunk, Jill, it goes with the territory.'"

A good book, so far. I'm only 20 or so pages in, but I had read more drunk and didn't remember it, so I started over.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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