Famous Last Words

[Wingman]

"Hey guys! Watch this!"

--a redneck's last words.

"he didn't do it right; hold my beer."

--his best friends last words.

I agree to the sayings mentioned here and it is usual norm that drunkard people expose sometime, a very unpredictable reality which is taken as great fame in the world.

this bot is weird.

[OxyGin]

"I said vaseline, not gasoline"
freddy mercury

[PHONE]

Goodbye

[peetie44]

Goodbye

Hey...PHONE's line went dead.

[StefanoSbronzato]

Nothing to do with drinking but I've always liked this one:

"I've survived two world wars, when I die it sure as hell won't be thanks to a bomb."

This was a friend of my grandmother's, who, later that day, was killed in a terrorist attack. The irony is just...wow.

[Bluespook]

My grandfather, not his last, but a story he told me during his last days

"I was a martini man, i only switched to bourbon to undrunk up for the ride home"

[Patchez]

I'm bored with it all.

Before slipping into a coma. He died 9 days later.
~~ Winston Churchill, statesman, d. January 24, 1965

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

~~ Errol Flynn, actor, d. October 14, 1959

Why not? Yeah.

~~ Timothy Leary, d. May 31, 1996

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .

Killed in battle during US Civil War.
~~ General John Sedgwick, Union Commander, d. 1864

Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way.

Executed by firing squad.
~~ Erskine Childers, Irish patriot, d. November 24, 1922