Dave Attell: Alcohol And Itunes Don't Mix

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Dave Attell: Alcohol And Itunes Don't Mix

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"I have soundtracks for a lot of stuff. I was on iTunes the other night—and you know, alcohol and iTunes don't mix. I have every one of Hitler's speeches now."

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Bwahahahaha- I love Dave Atell


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oh crap he has a new dvd coming out.

ya hoo!
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Attell to a heckler: "Hey buddy, men like you are why women like her fuck guys like me."

The guy's a classic.
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I saw Attell on Cape Cod, summer 2004, and I am not kidding, it took every ounce of strength I could muster to not piss my pants. I was crying I was laughing so hard.
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Dave Attel is fucking hilarious. If you've never heard Skanks for the Memories, go get a copy.

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i love the fact that he is hosting the new 'gong show'...
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

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skanks for the reminder.
I saw that the other day and thought i was just drunk or something.
But it's really true.
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on the gong show tonight at ten...college friend john karyus performs as captian karyus. i shudder to think.

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That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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liz... wrote:on the gong show tonight at ten...college friend john karyus performs as captian karyus. i shudder to think.

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Will he be wearing tapout shorts?
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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
liz... wrote:on the gong show tonight at ten...college friend john karyus performs as captian karyus. i shudder to think.

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Will he be wearing tapout shorts?
we can only hope.
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.

I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.

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liz... wrote:
BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:
liz... wrote:on the gong show tonight at ten...college friend john karyus performs as captian karyus. i shudder to think.

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Will he be wearing tapout shorts?
we can only hope.
I hope he doesn't stuff, like the other dude.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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