He had the best quote last night, while completely hammered at Laurino's in Brewster.
"When you go out drinking at our age, you're not doing it to make friends. I'm here to make enemies!"
-Dave Rice, drunken genius.
My Buddy Dave is A Genius
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- fizzmaster
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My Buddy Dave is A Genius
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. "
-Hunter S. Thompson
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- spoonturtle37
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Re: My Buddy Dave is A Genius
Good quote, fizzmaster. Every time I go to a bar, I'm astonished at how much I just want to punch out some lame-ass who didn't buy his own cigarettes and still begs for mine, or who takes my seat when I stand up to greet someone, or sits down next to me and interrupts conversation because they're lonely, or...
Wait, this isn't about me?
Oh, yeah. Good quote!
Wait, this isn't about me?
Oh, yeah. Good quote!
"Don't Try"
Re: My Buddy Dave is A Genius
i'm SO gonna bum cigarettes and/or booze from both of you. WELCOME TO ME WRATH!:)
That's what I call Drunkard justice. I hate prisses like that. They're mincing their way through life when they should be marching. ~fkr.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
I wish i could find me a woman who drinks!~ruiner..on lack of women drinkers.
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Re: My Buddy Dave is A Genius
I don't even mind stupid people at bars, or mooches or whatever. (I don't smoke anymore, so I like turning people away.) And of course, I love talking to ladies. I just don't get the guys that are trying to impress other guys and get other guys to like them. I mean, if its a friend of a friend or a guy you need to befriend strategically, okay. I just don't like dudes that either A: Get all up on my shit, or B: overhear my savage wit and freeminded banter and decide to somehow hold it against me. I guess I just want to be left alone by dudes I don't know. I have enough guy friends.
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. "
-Hunter S. Thompson
http://fermentedfilm.blogspot.com/
http://indiewrasslin.tumblr.com/
-Hunter S. Thompson
http://fermentedfilm.blogspot.com/
http://indiewrasslin.tumblr.com/
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Re: My Buddy Dave is A Genius
Whew. Last night was crazy. I am wearing what I was wearing last night, and I have a large stain from what appears to be drool on my black corduroy shirt. My buddy Dave was in rare form at The Woodshed. He started a bar fight that he didn't participate in, merely standing with a beer in one hand and his other hand in his pocket, laughing as the melee broke out. His ex-girlfriend showed up and was mad at him for being a drunken fool. He told her off. This morning he got a text from her saying "I don't think you are ready to be my friend yet."
He sent her one back, in the Pizza parlor, to me and my buddy Bill's amusement, that said "Pound Sand."
She replied with "What does that even mean?"
He replied "Kick Rocks."
At this point I was in tears.
His plan is to get banned for life from Joe's another local bar, and one that I have been thrown out of before. Dear Lord. I need to get off this Island.
He sent her one back, in the Pizza parlor, to me and my buddy Bill's amusement, that said "Pound Sand."
She replied with "What does that even mean?"
He replied "Kick Rocks."
At this point I was in tears.
His plan is to get banned for life from Joe's another local bar, and one that I have been thrown out of before. Dear Lord. I need to get off this Island.
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. "
-Hunter S. Thompson
http://fermentedfilm.blogspot.com/
http://indiewrasslin.tumblr.com/
-Hunter S. Thompson
http://fermentedfilm.blogspot.com/
http://indiewrasslin.tumblr.com/
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Re: My Buddy Dave is A Genius
More dispatches of things I can't remember from last night. I vaguely remember yelling at my buddy Justin about something. I apologized to him today and he said that we had hugged it out last night. Apparently we were watching Wu Tang videos and when CREAM came on I said it was the "soundtrack to our lives" then we hugged. Holy Moses, blackouts are weird.
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. "
-Hunter S. Thompson
http://fermentedfilm.blogspot.com/
http://indiewrasslin.tumblr.com/
-Hunter S. Thompson
http://fermentedfilm.blogspot.com/
http://indiewrasslin.tumblr.com/
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Since I don't think there are any good trout fishing areas in San Francisco, I think my cigs/booze are safe. Oh, snap!liz... wrote:i'm SO gonna bum cigarettes and/or booze from both of you. WELCOME TO ME WRATH!:)
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Re: My Buddy Dave is A Genius
Sir i may be young and foolish, but i feel i must say your booze and cigs are never safe always some one out to take them from you, be big brother or the bum who offers blowjob for a smoke and an oldstyle they are never safe.(true story i was asked if id trade a smoke and beer for a blowjob (Chicago one hell of town), i passed, i think it was one of my wiser drunken choices)spoonturtle37 wrote:Since I don't think there are any good trout fishing areas in San Francisco, I think my cigs/booze are safe. Oh, snap!
Here’s to whiskey, scotch and rye.
Amber, smooth, and clear.
Not as sweet as a woman’s lips.
But a damn sight more sincere.
Amber, smooth, and clear.
Not as sweet as a woman’s lips.
But a damn sight more sincere.
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Touche!Aboab wrote:Sir i may be young and foolish, but i feel i must say your booze and cigs are never safe always some one out to take them from you, be big brother or the bum who offers blowjob for a smoke and an oldstyle they are never safe.(true story i was asked if id trade a smoke and beer for a blowjob (Chicago one hell of town), i passed, i think it was one of my wiser drunken choices)spoonturtle37 wrote:Since I don't think there are any good trout fishing areas in San Francisco, I think my cigs/booze are safe. Oh, snap!
"Don't Try"