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Gizmo
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win or lose

Post by Gizmo » Sat May 03, 2008 5:42 pm

Whether you win or lose, you always end up at the pub.

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Re: win or lose

Post by peetie44 » Mon May 05, 2008 3:24 pm

Or face-down on the pub floor...
"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk

"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be

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Re: win or lose

Post by Gaston » Sun Nov 02, 2008 10:05 pm

how is this a lose situation?
The truth. Why is it so important? The truth is I'm an alcoholic prick. The lie is that I'm a charming well mannered drunkard. now isn't that much prettier? LET THE FALSEHOOD REIGN!

Or it could be the brain addled delusions. I doubt that. If you've ever met me, you'd want to buy me a drink. If you haven't met me, you'd want to buy me two.- DirtyLou

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Re: win or lose

Post by beerkegbilly » Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:48 pm

nothing is a losing at the pub only winning

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