Needing Qoutes for 21st BIRTHDAY shirt for friend

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Needing Qoutes for 21st BIRTHDAY shirt for friend

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Hi all. As many may know, I am throwing a 21st birthday for a friend. Gonna make a short with some funny drinking quotes on it to get a MDM Convention feel on it...going to go fro broke seeing if i can get like minded people to sign this shirt..like at the Con...thought you all may have great quotes to get the shirt started???????

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ok...drinking posting translation:

short=shirt

fro=for

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Today is the first drunk of the rest of my drunks
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Lightweight! Get yerself a real drink.
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Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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ruiner is a dick.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:ruiner is a dick.
That can be attributed to at least 8 people I know.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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Eat my fuck. -Mayhem

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Feel free to quote any of my 6000+ posts. They're all appropriate, except this one.

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"Im gonna drink you under the table!" followed by a picture of me pissed under a table talking to my drink.

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