"can a man not enjoy his beer in silence?
can a man not loudly rant and scream?
can a man not control his bitch with violence?
y'all are brutalizing me."
Run, Ronnie, Run
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Run, Ronnie, Run
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Run, Ronnie, Run
Mr. Show is great! I own the whole series.
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. "
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Re: Run, Ronnie, Run
seen the movie?fizzmaster wrote:Mr. Show is great! I own the whole series.
i feel like there should be a lot of drinking quotes from ronnie dobbs, but nothing comes to mind right now. okay, i'm expanding the thread to include any mr. show skit....
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Run, Ronnie, Run
D. Cross: I spit on your explanation!
Paul Tompkins: I piss on your spit!
D.C: I shit on your piss!
PT: I fart on your shit!
DC: I laugh at your fart!
(Long stare as they begin smiling.)
Both: WE ARE FRIENDS AGAIN!
I PISS ON YOUR SPIT!
I SHIT ON YOUR PISS!
I FART ON YOUR SHIT!
I LAUGH AT YOUR FART!
WE ARE FRIENDS AGAIN! HEY!
I PISS ON YOUR SPIT!
I SHIT ON YOUR PISS!
I FART ON YOUR SHIT!
I LAUGH AT YOUR FART!
WE ARE FRIENDS AGAIN! HEY!
(repeat ad infinitum.)
Paul Tompkins: I piss on your spit!
D.C: I shit on your piss!
PT: I fart on your shit!
DC: I laugh at your fart!
(Long stare as they begin smiling.)
Both: WE ARE FRIENDS AGAIN!
I PISS ON YOUR SPIT!
I SHIT ON YOUR PISS!
I FART ON YOUR SHIT!
I LAUGH AT YOUR FART!
WE ARE FRIENDS AGAIN! HEY!
I PISS ON YOUR SPIT!
I SHIT ON YOUR PISS!
I FART ON YOUR SHIT!
I LAUGH AT YOUR FART!
WE ARE FRIENDS AGAIN! HEY!
(repeat ad infinitum.)
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over. "
-Hunter S. Thompson
http://fermentedfilm.blogspot.com/
http://indiewrasslin.tumblr.com/
-Hunter S. Thompson
http://fermentedfilm.blogspot.com/
http://indiewrasslin.tumblr.com/