Drunken math

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yetiMonster
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Drunken math

Post by yetiMonster » Sat Apr 11, 2009 12:12 am

Man I'm so hammered, I'm not even rating girls on a base 10 system anymore! It's all binary, baby.
Projectile vomiting, falling out of a tree, and a heavily overdrawn bank account are all indicators of "The Most Awesome Weekend Ever".

Monkeys that are heavy drinkers make better leaders, respected by the other monkeys.

I'm already spending money I don't have, I might as well be friendly about it.

Drink, drank, drunk. Not a grammar lesson, a progression.

Don't fly dry.

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Re: Drunken math

Post by Jags » Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:38 am

If you're that drunk they are all 1010's anyway.
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It's damn expensive to look this cheap.

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Re: Drunken math

Post by kowalski » Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:57 pm

70 85 68 75

figure that one out fuckers.
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Re: Drunken math

Post by yetiMonster » Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:57 pm

kowalski wrote:70 85 68 75

figure that one out fuckers.
The ages of women you've been involved with? It's ok dude, I can't drive 55 either.
Projectile vomiting, falling out of a tree, and a heavily overdrawn bank account are all indicators of "The Most Awesome Weekend Ever".

Monkeys that are heavy drinkers make better leaders, respected by the other monkeys.

I'm already spending money I don't have, I might as well be friendly about it.

Drink, drank, drunk. Not a grammar lesson, a progression.

Don't fly dry.

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Re: Drunken math

Post by Bluespook » Fri May 08, 2009 7:40 pm

older women are the best, they know things....
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Re: Drunken math

Post by Heathen55 » Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:52 pm

Older women don't tell, yell or swell and they're grateful as hell....
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