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Barracks party quote.

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"So, are you telling me that the guy with the mohawk laying in the corner covered in vomit is the highest ranking person here?"
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I'm really not a fan of mixed drinks, but some jackass gave me a 1-liter container full of Liquid Cocaine...who am I to say to such a gift?
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Army Grunt wrote:"So, are you telling me that the guy with the mohawk laying in the corner covered in vomit is the highest ranking person here?"
IMHO, any man who can catch his Z's while lying in his own puke has SERIOUS leadership potential.

Just sayin'...
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Exactly!
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I like this one six people six cases it's good for one night

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I got a pizza and case it time to party

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avaviney wrote:Where is the party?*
well, there's gonna be some drinkin', and some dancin' and some fighting, and some fuckin'. what's that you say? who all's going to be there? well, so far, just you and me.

new guy buys. i'll have a giant stein of beer, very cold.
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