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Archer

Post by thedrunk123 » Sun Jul 25, 2010 3:33 pm

I am drunk......or i wouldn't be talking to you right now

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Re: Archer

Post by Rabies » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:11 am

Gillette: Archer is drunk.
Malory: Who are you, Carrie Nation?

Archer: I never thought I'd say this, but I really miss the Zima.

Archer: Pam, wait up! Get me drunk enough and i might have sex with you
Pam: Really?
Archer: No. It's a catch-22. The amount of alcohol I would need would literally kill me. But I do want to see how many pool balls you can stick in your mouth.
Pam: My record's three.

Lana [opens cooler of nothing but beer]: You're s**tting me.
Archer: I know. A rainbow should shoot out every time you open it.
There's a game called drinking, it's a lot like solitaire

Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted

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Re: Archer

Post by Resident Asshole » Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:39 am

Booyarr!

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Re: Archer

Post by Rabies » Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:47 am

Malory: Why are you drinking?
Archer: It's a party.
Malory: It's a baby shower! For the bastard child you pumped into a filthy whore!
Archer: I'm obviously not saying now, but one of these days you're make the best grandmother ever.

Archer: Lana, I'm in love with you.
Lana: You are also s**tfaced.
Archer: I can be both.

Doctor: Any history of alcoholism?
Archer [drinking]: You know, I drink socially.
Malory [also drinking]: Hah! What? I didn't have breakfast...
There's a game called drinking, it's a lot like solitaire

Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted

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Re: Archer

Post by Oggar » Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:08 am

Archer: If I stop drinking all at once, I'm afraid the cumulative hangover will kill me.

Archer: If I brought food I wouldn't have room for beer, and since I can't catch beer....
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Re: Archer

Post by gnarkill » Tue Jun 21, 2011 6:53 pm

IN VINO VERITAS

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Re: Archer

Post by Blackneto » Wed Mar 13, 2013 11:56 am

I just started watching this masterpiece of animation.

Fan Tastic
it's all chaff, a striving after the wind.

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Re: Archer

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:16 pm

Blackneto wrote:I just started watching this...
Well, that's... just...wrong...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Archer

Post by Mr. Viking » Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:30 pm

dunno, I thought the ads looked a bit painful, though that clip is funny, the voices sound very forced
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Re: Archer

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Wed Mar 13, 2013 5:32 pm

Mr. Viking wrote:dunno, I thought the ads looked a bit painful, though that clip is funny, the voices sound very forced
Kharma Police, arrest this man (he buzzes like a fridge...)
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Archer

Post by Mr. Viking » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:11 pm

Palinka wrote:
Mr. Viking wrote:dunno, I thought the ads looked a bit painful, though that clip is funny, the voices sound very forced
Kharma Police, arrest this man (he buzzes like a fridge...)
that's a good video. Doesn't make me agree
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Re: Archer

Post by Blackneto » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:32 am

The amount of drinking that goes on in this show impresses me.
it's all chaff, a striving after the wind.

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Re: Archer

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:02 am

Blackneto wrote:The amount of drinking that goes on in this show impresses me.
I always thing of [name redacted] when I see this scene...
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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Re: Archer

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Fri Sep 20, 2013 10:19 am

An Easter Egg from the Season 3 DVD Box Set, Cooking with Archer.
"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
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