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"It don't matter if the glass is half empty or full, it matters how big the fucking glass is".
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
"I was cured, all right"- Alex- A Clockwork Orange
"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell"-Marwood From Withnail and I

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