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it's always sunny

Post by Rabies » Sun Apr 17, 2011 7:58 am

How has this not been started yet
There's a game called drinking, it's a lot like solitaire

Look poor, act crazy, and carry a gun. -Faint-Hearted

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Re: it's always sunny

Post by DeeboCools » Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:37 pm

"What? You mean we can't bring beer into the PUBLIC pool? ok, don't worry, we got this." *starts chugging, tries to pass one to employee*

Paraphrased. favorite episode also.
"S0briety diminishes, discriminates, and says no; drunkenness expands, unites, and says yes." -William James

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Re: it's always sunny

Post by gnarkill » Tue Jun 21, 2011 7:03 pm

*At the alcohol counselors' office

Alcohol counselor: "Are you drinking wine from those diet coke cans?"

The gang: "Holy shit, you can tell?"

Dennis or mack, can't remember: "It's fucking great, because, you know, I like to party, and when I party I talk with my hands, and with a glass I'd be spilling all over the place."

* also paraphrased
IN VINO VERITAS

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Post by far-Out-Pat » Sat Sep 24, 2011 8:33 pm

Did You Fuck My Mom, Santa Clause? Classic lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o14yyJfOfhE
"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man" - Dr. Johnson
"I was cured, all right"- Alex- A Clockwork Orange
"Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell"-Marwood From Withnail and I

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Post by Resident Asshole » Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:12 am

Bourbon is my blood.

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Re: it's always sunny

Post by BalzactheJawsofDeath » Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:31 pm

"Cat in the wall, huh?! Now your speaking my language."-charles

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Post by BeerMakesMeSmart » Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:54 pm

My favorite episode is Frank Gets an Intervention.
Dee Reynolds: So how do we go about doing this? We ambush him, and just sorta and just barate him into being the guy we wanna be around?
Tabitha: No, you certainly don't barate him. He needs to know your coming from of love and concern.
Dennis Reynolds: [Shakes his head] To soft, we should come out with an iron fist and crush him to submission
Charlie Kelly: And if we're taking that approch you might want to be armed at this intervention.
Tabitha: Why would I need to be armed?
Charlie Kelly: Well Frank is usally carrying around a little gun and he really doesn't hesitate to use it.
Dennis Reynolds: And you know what? Have the gun out and ready to rock
Dee Reynolds: [Nods] It's just safer.
Charlie Kelly: Yeah,we'll all have guns
Charlie Kelly: You know what if we just kind of ambush Frank with some kind of net or some kind of rope device the gun would maybe drop out of his waist.
Dee Reynolds: You want to bring him in a net.
Dennis Reynolds: That could get awkward. I say bring the gun.
Dee Reynolds: Bring the gun
Charlie Kelly: [Shakes head] I don't want to get shot, so just bring the gun.
I'll miss you, pallie.

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Re: it's always sunny

Post by BalzactheJawsofDeath » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:15 pm

Jeeze, you two are a couple of downers. You work hard, you dont drink? Howd you end up on welfare?-frank

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