Brutal Hammers

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Brutal Hammers

Post by Oggar » Sun Mar 30, 2014 1:37 pm

Brutal Hammers are not a way to start your day they are a way to ruin your tomorrow. - Prof. Roomie
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But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott

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Re: Brutal Hammers

Post by Badfellow » Mon Mar 31, 2014 11:00 pm

Revenge may be a dish best served cold. But the Brutal Hammer is a drink best served brimming with no ice whatsoever.

The Brutal Hammer though, I have observed, it has a certain appeal in cutting down your straight vodka consumption but can, and does, assert the hurt. Maybe that's the point.


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Re: Brutal Hammers

Post by Bur » Tue Apr 08, 2014 8:17 am

Sometime ago I spend good 3 days hammering down cheap boxed wine (who am I kidding it came in plastic bags) and even cheaper Estonian vodka. Strangely enough I didn't feel much more hungover/shaky/dehydrated than I usually do after session of such lenght. I may need to revisit the stuff this weekend.

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Re: Brutal Hammers

Post by mistah willies » Tue Apr 08, 2014 9:13 pm

In pain, there is pleasure.


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Re: Brutal Hammers

Post by Patchez » Fri May 09, 2014 6:58 am

I have yet to dance with this particular Devil. Perhaps in Mass.
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Re: Brutal Hammers

Post by Oggar » Sun May 18, 2014 6:23 am

Patchez wrote:I have yet to dance with this particular Devil. Perhaps in Mass.

That will happen.
I can't write like Papa, you know I just ain't able
But if he came in here tonight, I'd drink him under the table -Ronny Elliott

RIP Mayhem, as long as I have a heart you are in it.

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