Oliver Reed

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Oliver Reed

Post by oettinger » Mon May 26, 2014 9:51 am

Lots of good ones in here: Great read
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: Oliver Reed

Post by booznik » Mon May 26, 2014 1:30 pm

Thoroughly enjoyed that.

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Re: Oliver Reed

Post by mistah willies » Tue May 27, 2014 4:04 pm

"While on the subject of Reed's 'Mighty Mallet' - as he liked to call it - during the seventies, Reed became famed for his 'party trick' which, consisted of him exposing the thespian twig and berries, in order to proudly display the 'bird-claw' tattoo that adorned them."


Dude...

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