back to the basics: The Blues

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back to the basics: The Blues

Post by brandonman » Tue Feb 24, 2015 12:59 am

Calling all drunkard bluesmen quotes.

"Well, if the river was whiskey, and I was a divin' duck...
Well, I would dive to the bottom, never would I come up"

-Muddy Waters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6Q2uTqB3lM
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" -Tom Waits

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Re: back to the basics: The Blues

Post by booznik » Sat Feb 28, 2015 2:34 pm

And I sat there, getting high, stoned
Knocked out, and by the time
I looked on the wall, at the old clock again
And by that time t'was a quarter to two
Last call for alcohol
I said, "Hey, Mr. Bartender"
Said, "Well, what do you want?"

One bourbon, one scotch and one beer.

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Re: back to the basics: The Blues

Post by mistah willies » Sat Feb 28, 2015 3:17 pm

I've got spots all over my body
I wear shades 'cause my eyes are red
I got a headache that just won't go away
It's a wonder that I'm not dead

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Re: back to the basics: The Blues

Post by Palinka (RIP) » Sat Feb 28, 2015 5:20 pm

"If I had all the money that I've spent on drink, I'd spend it on drink!"
"The trouble with internet quotes is that one can never be sure if they are genuine." - Abraham Lincoln
Kindly listen to this, please.
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