I am finishing up a stint at a winery in Turkey. Last night, as we were making the rounds with the owner (a helluva snob), testing the fermenters, and my wife joined us. We poured glasses from a tank, and proceeded to taste them. The owner, being a gentleman of sorts, offered my wife a spit bucket.
She spit a tiny bit into the bucket, thanked him, turned to me when his back was turned, and in Spanish (so only we would understand), said,
"Fuck this shit. I don't spit, I swallow." and then downed her glass.
She repeated this process of waiting till no one was looking for the next half hour.
Swallow!
Swallow
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Lovely, Turkey is a great place to go. Check it out drunks!
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Turkey is great, but the current government can take a flying fuck. They could've been the bridge between east and west, but their politics and related bulldhit have fucked that.
The only cure for the current president is a slug and shallow grave.
The only cure for the current president is a slug and shallow grave.
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Yep, I`ll drink to that. Kurdistan!AntonArkydivich wrote:Turkey is great, but the current government can take a flying fuck. They could've been the bridge between east and west, but their politics and related bulldhit have fucked that.
The only cure for the current president is a slug and shallow grave.
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I've been to the same winery (or similar), except in my case she didnt turn towards me and murmor, but the server.AntonArkydivich wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:16 amI am finishing up a stint at a winery in Turkey. Last night, as we were making the rounds with the owner (a helluva snob), testing the fermenters, and my wife joined us. We poured glasses from a tank, and proceeded to taste them. The owner, being a gentleman of sorts, offered my wife a spit bucket.
She spit a tiny bit into the bucket, thanked him, turned to me when his back was turned, and in Spanish (so only we would understand), said,
"Fuck this shit. I don't spit, I swallow." and then downed her glass.
She repeated this process of waiting till no one was looking for the next half hour.
Swallow!
"Yo trago" she said
i thought she said "thank you for the bucket" or some shit, but i didn't know spanish
Unfortunately, i found her in the bathroom later with his pants down and her bobbing on his cock. They are finishing the deed right when i walk in...
She swallows, looks and me and says, "I'm sorry babe"
Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
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I found the hiccup in your fake sexlife-stories, it was three french men she was blowingThirstyBirdy wrote: ↑Sat Nov 09, 2019 6:49 amI've been to the same winery (or similar), except in my case she didnt turn towards me and murmor, but the server.AntonArkydivich wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2015 7:16 amI am finishing up a stint at a winery in Turkey. Last night, as we were making the rounds with the owner (a helluva snob), testing the fermenters, and my wife joined us. We poured glasses from a tank, and proceeded to taste them. The owner, being a gentleman of sorts, offered my wife a spit bucket.
She spit a tiny bit into the bucket, thanked him, turned to me when his back was turned, and in Spanish (so only we would understand), said,
"Fuck this shit. I don't spit, I swallow." and then downed her glass.
She repeated this process of waiting till no one was looking for the next half hour.
Swallow!
"Yo trago" she said
i thought she said "thank you for the bucket" or some shit, but i didn't know spanish
Unfortunately, i found her in the bathroom later with his pants down and her bobbing on his cock. They are finishing the deed right when i walk in...
She swallows, looks and me and says, "I'm sorry babe"
Drink!