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Drinking Quotes
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DRINK!
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Taking a shower before you get drunk is like washing a car before you put it in the crusher - unknown, drunkenskype
Drink!
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"Drink too little, think too much" - Richard M. Nixon
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Thirsty Drunk-
"His first language was Ebonics".
"I don't turn down a shot except for a flu shot"
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"His first language was Ebonics".
"I don't turn down a shot except for a flu shot"
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"That was the night I woke up with a shart in my pants".
(Can't remember what drunkard said it due to drunkenness but probably Oettinger).
(Can't remember what drunkard said it due to drunkenness but probably Oettinger).
Okole maluna!
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In Detroit, from sketchy girl: You gotta work for what you want.
Bourbon is my blood.
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"Gren Label will rock on the show for me." bot rehan507
"women want to better express themselves. Dress up as their own performance this will be a lack of confidence." bot clshoo348
select backwards to God, his safekeeping a weapon homeopathy bold deed, president each opposite's cervix. bot klmn619
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It is very important for my self-esteem that I drink this alone
Some girl in a bar
Some girl in a bar
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Unfortunately, barring any mysterious and spontaneous inheritances of wealth, this is true. And what I want is booze.Resident Asshole wrote: ↑Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:55 pmIn Detroit, from sketchy girl: You gotta work for what you want.
My sweat and blood are for booze. I left out the "tears" because it takes a lot to make me cry -- like the end of a My Little Pony season.
Drunken Bronies unite!
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
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If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
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"There is no failing, unless you stop trying...
to find the next DRINK."
--- oett in today's Skype.
to find the next DRINK."
--- oett in today's Skype.
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"Gene, your couth is becoming fleisch pflug."
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