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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:44 pm

So fucking much THIS!!


“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.”
― Dudley Moore
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:48 pm

Cheap booze is a false economy.

Christopher Hitchens.
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

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Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:51 pm

“Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.”
― Ray Bradbury, The October Country
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 24, 2017 2:47 pm

“Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."
Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.”
― Terry Pratchett
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

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Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 24, 2017 3:01 pm

“We were not a hugging people. In terms of emotional comfort it was our belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made cocktail.”
― David Sedaris, Naked
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

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Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:43 pm

“To a drinker the sensation is real and pure and akin to something spiritual: you seek; in the bottle, you find.”
― Caroline Knapp, Drinking: A Love Story
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:44 pm

“And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic.”
― Augusten Burroughs, Dry
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

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Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 24, 2017 9:47 pm

“Let us have wine and woman, mirth and laughter,
Sermons and soda water the day after.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;
The best of life is but intoxication:
Glory, the grape, love, gold, in these are sunk
The hopes of all men, and of every nation;
Without their sap, how branchless were the trunk
Of life's strange tree, so fruitful on occasion:
But to return--Get very drunk; and when
You wake with head-ache, you shall see what then.”
― George Gordon Byron, Don Juan
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:55 pm

“Your insult has offended me. If we were at the Peaks, we would have to duel in traditional alil'tiki'i fashion."

"Which is what?" Teft asked. "With spears?"

Rock laughed. "No, no. We upon the Peaks are not barbarians like you down here."

"How then?" Kaladin asked, genuinely curious.

"Well," Rock said, "is involving much mudbeer and singing."

“How's that a duel?”

"He who can still sing after the most drinks is winner. Plus, soon' everyone is so drunk that they forget what argument was about."

Teft laughed. "Beats knives at dawn, I suppose.”
― Brandon Sanderson, The Way of Kings
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

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Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 24, 2017 11:56 pm

My motto for trust in this world.

“I distrust a man that says when. If he's got to be careful not to drink to much it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.”
― Dashiell Hammett, The Maltese Falcon
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by oettinger » Sun Jun 25, 2017 4:46 am

I just really like the taste of alcohol
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Post by DrunkAgain » Sat Jul 01, 2017 4:53 pm

"You can be driven to drink but, you can't drink while you drive? What a fucking rip-off!"
~Some guy at the bar.
Bourbon is like a sweater you wear on the inside.
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Post by mistah willies » Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:37 pm

Captain Morgan is long overdue for a promotion to Major… or Admiral… or whatever. Something where you salute him a lot.
@Dear_Booze on Twitter.

A hangover is God’s way of saying, “Good job last night”
@Dear_Booze on Twitter.

Buy me 1 drink & I’ll listen to your problem. Buy me 2 & I’ll tell you what your problem is. Buy me 3 & I’ll tell you what you want to hear.
@Dear_Booze on Twitter.

Dear Booze: The floozy at the end of the bar keeps drinking shots. Apparently, I’m not handsome yet.
@Dear_Booze on Twitter.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Dear Booze » Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:36 pm

"When the cashier at your favorite store asks if you'd like to donate a dollar for childhood cancer, you should always say 'no'. Childhood cancer sucks!"

~ Tall Paul, at Old Mick's Irish Tavern
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by oettinger » Sun Aug 13, 2017 5:26 am

Dear Booze wrote:
Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:36 pm
"When the cashier at your favorite store asks if you'd like to donate a dollar for childhood cancer, you should always say 'no'. Childhood cancer sucks!"

~ Tall Paul, at Old Mick's Irish Tavern
Ha! Here downtown there are always two ladies collecting money for child cancer research. Wtf ladies, stop it
I just really like the taste of alcohol
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