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Drinking Quotes
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- Dear Booze
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„No matter how I struggle and strive,
I'll never get out of this world alive“
Hank Williams
I'll never get out of this world alive“
Hank Williams
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"Black Friday comes once a year, but Blackout Friday comes 52 times a year. So go fuck yourself you faggotty pieces of shit!"
~Jimmy Lester (RIP)
~Jimmy Lester (RIP)
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The secret to happiness is being able to afford more alcohol than you're able to drink.
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That's one small shot for man, one giant sip for drunkind
- Neil Armstrong
After running out of six-packs:
Houston, we`ve had a problem (but everything is ok, and we didn`t drink the last jet fuel, chil houston, go back to sleep, leave us and never call back again)
Tom Hanks
- Neil Armstrong
After running out of six-packs:
Houston, we`ve had a problem (but everything is ok, and we didn`t drink the last jet fuel, chil houston, go back to sleep, leave us and never call back again)
Tom Hanks
Drink!
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“everything in moderation is okay, except wild turkey.” -evel knievel (daredevil)
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
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"Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enough."
-Constantine, January, 6, 2017
-Constantine, January, 6, 2017
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- Donald J. Drunk
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That Constantin sounds like a swell guy.
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.
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"I have a dream, of two-for-one drink specials. Not just for happy hour, but all day!"
~ Dr. Martin Luther the King, Jr.
~ Dr. Martin Luther the King, Jr.
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"I have a dream, of a three day weekend, where everyone gets day drunk."
~ Dr. Martin Luther the King, Jr.
~ Dr. Martin Luther the King, Jr.
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Wouldn't have just been easier to dream of a four day work week. Three day weekends all the time.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:51 pm"I have a dream, of a three day weekend, where everyone gets day drunk."
~ Dr. Martin Luther the King, Jr.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice
If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider
Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice