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The year was 1989, and I'd recently bought a small vacation place in Lake Arrowhead, Calif., to get out of Los Angeles in the hope of periodically escaping my bad drink and drug habits. Little did I know that Tommy Lee of Mötley Crüe also had a place up there. Within two months I was throwing up blood at Tommy's cabin

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i gave dicky betts a lap dance hes an old guy
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DivaBitch wrote:i gave dicky betts a lap dance hes an old guy
That's actually quite impressive. I give credit to anyone who would give a lapdance to Dicky Betts.

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"I love drunk driving, it's an adventure. If it wasn't for the fear of actually killing someone, I'd do it all the time"

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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Dear Booze wrote:"I love drunk driving, it's an adventure. If it wasn't for the fear of actually killing someone, I'd do it all the time"

Overheard at bar
Your bars a somewhat better than mine.
I try to drink the the barkeeps mustache and belly into reds lips and tight titts, while I am in a big drunken slumber in her lap,
comes in DB: "Hey old man, double for me, and a pint for that whiny passed out bitch between your asscheeks!"


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oettinger wrote:
Dear Booze wrote:"I love drunk driving, it's an adventure. If it wasn't for the fear of actually killing someone, I'd do it all the time"

Overheard at bar
Your bars a somewhat better than mine.
I try to drink the the barkeeps mustache and belly into reds lips and tight titts, while I am in a big drunken slumber in her lap,
comes in DB: "Hey old man, double for me, and a pint for that whiny passed out bitch between your asscheeks!"


If this post doesnt meka sence .gooof
I must be drunker than I thought. I understood you completely. So, .gooof!
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Rooster wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:i gave dicky betts a lap dance hes an old guy
That's actually quite impressive. I give credit to anyone who would give a lapdance to Dicky Betts.
for 100 bucks id give yuo a lap danec.........lol......... oh and a jiont
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DivaBitch wrote:
Rooster wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:i gave dicky betts a lap dance hes an old guy
That's actually quite impressive. I give credit to anyone who would give a lapdance to Dicky Betts.
for 100 bucks id give yuo a lap danec.........lol......... oh and a jiont
I only frequent establishments that offer two-for-ones at 1pm for $20.

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I only frequent establishments that offer two-for-ones at 1pm for $20.
LOl...we got names for guys lik yuo that is why I work nights
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DivaBitch wrote:
I only frequent establishments that offer two-for-ones at 1pm for $20.
LOl...we got names for guys lik yuo that is why I work nights
I'm not saying that I haven't gone and thrown down some serious cash at night with the A-Team... I'm just saying that I prefer to frequent the C-Team, enjoy the two-for-one Happy Hour, and indulge in the really trashy side of life.

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This rooster person got it goddamn right.

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and indulge in the really trashy side of life.
sir.........i am nOT trash
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DivaBitch wrote:
and indulge in the really trashy side of life.
sir.........i am nOT trash
That's why you work at night, then. The day-shifters... especially around lunch... especially at the places I used to go to... they were trashy.
Sometimes we'd go to Tootsie's in Miami for lunch though, and even at noon on a Tuesday, the girls were gorgeous and not strung out. A few blocks away at the Booby Trap? The best kind of trashy.

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Rooster wrote:
DivaBitch wrote:
and indulge in the really trashy side of life.
sir.........i am nOT trash
That's why you work at night, then. The day-shifters... especially around lunch... especially at the places I used to go to... they were trashy.
Sometimes we'd go to Tootsie's in Miami for lunch though, and even at noon on a Tuesday, the girls were gorgeous and not strung out. A few blocks away at the Booby Trap? The best kind of trashy.
THANKS for the complmint <3 <3<3<3
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hook is set. reel it in

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