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If you had a dollar for every girl that found you unattractive, they would eventually find you attractive.
- Overheard in a bar
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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„No matter how I struggle and strive,
I'll never get out of this world alive“

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"Black Friday comes once a year, but Blackout Friday comes 52 times a year. So go fuck yourself you faggotty pieces of shit!"

~Jimmy Lester (RIP)
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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The secret to happiness is being able to afford more alcohol than you're able to drink.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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I had a drink.

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That's one small shot for man, one giant sip for drunkind

- Neil Armstrong


After running out of six-packs:

Houston, we`ve had a problem (but everything is ok, and we didn`t drink the last jet fuel, chil houston, go back to sleep, leave us and never call back again)

Tom Hanks
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“everything in moderation is okay, except wild turkey.” -evel knievel (daredevil)
"If it feels good do it again, if it still feels good you're doing it right"
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"Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enough."

-Constantine, January, 6, 2017
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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That Constantin sounds like a swell guy.
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.

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When did he say THAT?

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"I have a dream, of two-for-one drink specials. Not just for happy hour, but all day!"

~ Dr. Martin Luther the King, Jr.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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"I have a dream, of a three day weekend, where everyone gets day drunk."

~ Dr. Martin Luther the King, Jr.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Dear Booze wrote:
Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:51 pm
"I have a dream, of a three day weekend, where everyone gets day drunk."

~ Dr. Martin Luther the King, Jr.
Wouldn't have just been easier to dream of a four day work week. Three day weekends all the time.
Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Yea. What was wrong with that guy?
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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