Drinking Quotes

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:36 pm

If you had a dollar for every girl that found you unattractive, they would eventually find you attractive.
- Overheard in a bar
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Post by oettinger » Sun Nov 20, 2016 8:58 am

„No matter how I struggle and strive,
I'll never get out of this world alive“

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Post by Dear Booze » Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:16 pm

"Black Friday comes once a year, but Blackout Friday comes 52 times a year. So go fuck yourself you faggotty pieces of shit!"

~Jimmy Lester (RIP)
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Post by Dear Booze » Sun Nov 27, 2016 10:39 pm

The secret to happiness is being able to afford more alcohol than you're able to drink.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Post by oettinger » Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:38 pm

I had a drink.

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Post by oettinger » Sat Dec 03, 2016 7:56 pm

That's one small shot for man, one giant sip for drunkind

- Neil Armstrong


After running out of six-packs:

Houston, we`ve had a problem (but everything is ok, and we didn`t drink the last jet fuel, chil houston, go back to sleep, leave us and never call back again)

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Post by DivaBitch » Wed Dec 07, 2016 4:54 pm

“everything in moderation is okay, except wild turkey.” -evel knievel (daredevil)
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Post by Dear Booze » Fri Jan 06, 2017 4:38 pm

"Everything is a dildo, if you are brave enough."

-Constantine, January, 6, 2017
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Post by Donald J. Drunk » Sat Jan 07, 2017 2:32 am

That Constantin sounds like a swell guy.
You may now lavish your congratulations upon me.

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Post by oettinger » Sat Jan 07, 2017 10:50 am

When did he say THAT?

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Dear Booze » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:49 pm

"I have a dream, of two-for-one drink specials. Not just for happy hour, but all day!"

~ Dr. Martin Luther the King, Jr.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Post by Dear Booze » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:51 pm

"I have a dream, of a three day weekend, where everyone gets day drunk."

~ Dr. Martin Luther the King, Jr.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Patchez » Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:08 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:51 pm
"I have a dream, of a three day weekend, where everyone gets day drunk."

~ Dr. Martin Luther the King, Jr.
Wouldn't have just been easier to dream of a four day work week. Three day weekends all the time.
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Post by Dear Booze » Tue Jan 17, 2017 12:06 am

Yea. What was wrong with that guy?
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Patchez » Sat Feb 04, 2017 3:13 am

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Now you're ready for some anti-dry-otics!-BeerMakesMeSmarter

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Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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