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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by hereforthebeer » Wed Feb 22, 2017 3:58 am

"I'll drink to that"

my favorite. >=)

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by oettinger » Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:28 pm

Notorious quitter Steven Adler has a fun quote for us at 15:28 in this interview
I just really like the taste of alcohol
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:12 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:28 pm
Notorious quitter Steven Adler has a fun quote for us at 15:28 in this interview
This link is for the trailer for The Man Without A Past. Is this 2017's version of Rick Rolling?
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by oettinger » Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:19 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:12 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:28 pm
Notorious quitter Steven Adler has a fun quote for us at 15:28 in this interview
This link is for the trailer for The Man Without A Past. Is this 2017's version of Rick Rolling?
ahh gay

No.

Soundcloud is a piece of shit.

Let`s ignore my post. That`s also a fun movie btw. From finnland never the less.


In the actual interview I liked to share, the liquor store owner asks Steven at six in the morning: Hey Stevie, how are ya doin?
Steve: What do you think how I`m doing, I`m waiting here for you to open
I just really like the taste of alcohol
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:36 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:12 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:28 pm
Notorious quitter Steven Adler has a fun quote for us at 15:28 in this interview
This link is for the trailer for The Man Without A Past. Is this 2017's version of Rick Rolling?
Considering the source, perhaps we were Reich Rolled
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by oettinger » Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:53 pm

Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:36 pm
Dear Booze wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 1:12 pm
oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 24, 2017 12:28 pm
Notorious quitter Steven Adler has a fun quote for us at 15:28 in this interview
This link is for the trailer for The Man Without A Past. Is this 2017's version of Rick Rolling?
Considering the source, perhaps we were Reich Rolled
3rd time within 100 years.

You idiots never learn
I just really like the taste of alcohol
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri May 12, 2017 11:49 am

Our friend Amiers from afar I was talking with yesterday who is probably locked out of her MD account "God dammit why do they make this shit so hard?!" as she forgot her password multiple times while drunk.
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Re: when her husband was bitching about dessert "I didn't make you an apple pie you fuck. It's a god damned fuckin' brownie. Shut the fuck up!"

When she lived in Germany she was arguing with her husband in front of a bunch of people and she said "You don't have to be such a Nazi about it!" and everyone stared at her.

When I accused her yesterday of screwing this guy in the backseat while on a double date in high school:

"I don't know the size of his wang!"

"I didn't do shit with him!"
Me: Then how did you know his ass was hairy?
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Amiers » Fri Jun 09, 2017 1:59 am

I deny 2 of those quotes. I'll leave the 2 up to you.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Jun 09, 2017 2:32 am

Amiers wrote:
Fri Jun 09, 2017 1:59 am
I deny 2 of those quotes. I'll leave the 2 up to you.
Uhhhh...I'm gunna go ahead and "guess" that you did not make your husband an apple pie and that you did not get locked out of your MD account. I know I am right. I am a detective after all.
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Jun 11, 2017 1:01 pm

Dear Booze about his hat: It's the San Francisco Giants you dumb asses.
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by mistah willies » Wed Jun 14, 2017 3:53 pm

Artful Detective wrote:
Fri Jun 09, 2017 2:32 am
Amiers wrote:
Fri Jun 09, 2017 1:59 am
I deny 2 of those quotes. I'll leave the 2 up to you.
Uhhhh...I'm gunna go ahead and "guess" that you did not make your husband an apple pie and that you did not get locked out of your MD account. I know I am right. I am a detective after all.
Folks, you see? You see this?

This is why I don't frig with the Artful D

She knows shit and stuff. I don't need her with a shovel in my backyard.

Just sayin'

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:32 pm

“Now tequila may be the favored beverage of outlaws but that doesn't mean it gives them preferential treatment. In fact, tequila probably has betrayed as many outlaws as has the central nervous system and dissatisfied wives. Tequila, scorpion honey, harsh dew of the doglands, essence of Aztec, crema de cacti; tequila, oily and thermal like the sun in solution; tequila, liquid geometry of passion; Tequila, the buzzard god who copulates in midair with the ascending souls of dying virgins; tequila, firebug in the house of good taste; O tequila, savage water of sorcery, what confusion and mischief your sly, rebellious drops do generate!”
― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:34 pm

“So much the worse for those who fear wine, for it is because they have some bad thoughts which they are afraid the liquor will extract from their hearts.”
― Alexandre Dumas, The Count of Monte Cristo

Never trust someone who can't trust themselves with booze.
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:36 pm

“I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.”
― Mark Twain
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Patchez » Sat Jun 17, 2017 9:37 pm

“Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.”
― Warren Ellis
“The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.” -Douglas Adams

If worms had daggers, birds wouldn't fuck with them-Todd Snider

Blackout and be extraordinary-Absinthe of Malice

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