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"If you don't have Turkey titties in there, you are... FUCKED!"

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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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If you don't have dropped pizza on your floor, you aren't a true drunkard. - Oett
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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It tasted like cat salad - Gene
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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When us drunkards are forgetful, Drunk Badfellow says we "disremembered".
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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"One drink, just one more, and then another"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr4CHFXXM-Q
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?

<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good

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Fabricsoftner wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:48 am
"One drink, just one more, and then another"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr4CHFXXM-Q
That got me drinking. Short sort of waltz poem now, with the classic waltz beat.

We will find
Across the seas
A salty of drink
Of memories.

Raise the bottle,
DRINK the breeze,
We sail along.

Wasted time
No guarantees
Of come what may
Because it flees.

Raise the bottle,
DRINK the breeze,
We sail along.


All the friends that we have known; property; and lovers gone?
There are drinks that we never will taste?

Men are judged,
and women too,
by the friends we keep and lose.

Raise the bottle,
DRINK the breeze,
We sail along.

Raise the main
As we together,
We sail along.

No copyright. Just an honorable mention, if you please.

*hiccup*

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mistah willies wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2017 9:37 pm
Fabricsoftner wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:48 am
"One drink, just one more, and then another"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr4CHFXXM-Q
That got me drinking. Short sort of waltz poem now, with the classic waltz beat.

We will find
Across the seas
A salty of drink
Of memories.

Raise the bottle,
DRINK the breeze,
We sail along.

Wasted time
No guarantees
Of come what may
Because it flees.

Raise the bottle,
DRINK the breeze,
We sail along.


All the friends that we have known; property; and lovers gone?
There are drinks that we never will taste?

Men are judged,
and women too,
by the friends we keep and lose.

Raise the bottle,
DRINK the breeze,
We sail along.

Raise the main
As we together,
We sail along.

No copyright. Just an honorable mention, if you please.

*hiccup*

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Listen to Waylon sometimes. Almost all waltzes.
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Patchez wrote:
Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:20 pm

Listen to Waylon sometimes. Almost all waltzes.
Yup, nailed it. Music like that is genuine. Johnny with his signature rhythmic chugging ahead on his guitar like a train. Willie and his voice. This ole gem originates from 1993, but it was good to see them all back together.
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At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

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"A good pour, an honest smile, and understanding your alcoholism." -- Shorts McGraw on the ideal bartender, from MDM podcast #1.

So true.

I was at a bar once and ordered a beer and a shot at the same time. I was looked at with suspicion, and then asked if I was "On a mission."

Fuck yes I was on a mission. And that's one of the reasons I prefer to drink alone.
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"I don't know if I'm an alcoholic, I never tried to quit" - Rick Flair
To be fair, I'm drunker than you.

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Probably has been posted already, but here it goes:
"When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn't have you by the throat."
- Bukowski
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DharmaBum wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:42 am
Probably has been posted already, but here it goes:
"When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn't have you by the throat."
- Bukowski
This quote has occurred to me at least a few times while either going to sleep or waking up on a weekday.

Ha! Morning suicidality.

But work is never as bad as it seems. And so the cycle continues.
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If work was a person, I would beat the bloody hell out off it
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"I don't like weekends. They are confusing". - Oettinger
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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That`s a lie, that fat faggot never said that
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