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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Dear Booze » Fri Aug 25, 2017 12:26 pm

"If you don't have Turkey titties in there, you are... FUCKED!"

~Bubblez via Skype
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Sep 04, 2017 12:38 pm

If you don't have dropped pizza on your floor, you aren't a true drunkard. - Oett
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Sep 04, 2017 1:36 pm

It tasted like cat salad - Gene
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Artful Drunktective » Wed Sep 13, 2017 12:54 am

When us drunkards are forgetful, Drunk Badfellow says we "disremembered".
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Fabricsoftner » Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:48 am

"One drink, just one more, and then another"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr4CHFXXM-Q
<@Riddeford> lying on the ground laughing then going to get drunk on a pier. isn't what was fabric was born to do?

<apE> if theyd spend half as much time drinking as they do bitching, itd all be good

<@Fabric> Pint: why do I feel like shit?
<%pint> Fabric: people

<@fiyah> you're unemployed and drunk, you have no standards

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by mistah willies » Tue Sep 26, 2017 9:37 pm

Fabricsoftner wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:48 am
"One drink, just one more, and then another"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr4CHFXXM-Q
That got me drinking. Short sort of waltz poem now, with the classic waltz beat.

We will find
Across the seas
A salty of drink
Of memories.

Raise the bottle,
DRINK the breeze,
We sail along.

Wasted time
No guarantees
Of come what may
Because it flees.

Raise the bottle,
DRINK the breeze,
We sail along.


All the friends that we have known; property; and lovers gone?
There are drinks that we never will taste?

Men are judged,
and women too,
by the friends we keep and lose.

Raise the bottle,
DRINK the breeze,
We sail along.

Raise the main
As we together,
We sail along.

No copyright. Just an honorable mention, if you please.

*hiccup*

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Can we drink now? ---peetie44
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Patchez » Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:20 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2017 9:37 pm
Fabricsoftner wrote:
Tue Sep 26, 2017 1:48 am
"One drink, just one more, and then another"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dr4CHFXXM-Q
That got me drinking. Short sort of waltz poem now, with the classic waltz beat.

We will find
Across the seas
A salty of drink
Of memories.

Raise the bottle,
DRINK the breeze,
We sail along.

Wasted time
No guarantees
Of come what may
Because it flees.

Raise the bottle,
DRINK the breeze,
We sail along.


All the friends that we have known; property; and lovers gone?
There are drinks that we never will taste?

Men are judged,
and women too,
by the friends we keep and lose.

Raise the bottle,
DRINK the breeze,
We sail along.

Raise the main
As we together,
We sail along.

No copyright. Just an honorable mention, if you please.

*hiccup*

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Listen to Waylon sometimes. Almost all waltzes.
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by mistah willies » Sat Sep 30, 2017 10:17 am

Patchez wrote:
Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:20 pm

Listen to Waylon sometimes. Almost all waltzes.
Yup, nailed it. Music like that is genuine. Johnny with his signature rhythmic chugging ahead on his guitar like a train. Willie and his voice. This ole gem originates from 1993, but it was good to see them all back together.
Can we drink now? ---peetie44
At rock bottom, there is no down. ---The Oett
^ ^ ^ Yes his entire cutlery set and all utensils are made from assorted broken bottles.--- The Artful Detective
Just remember Hugh: a good cocktail in a shitty glass is better that a shitty cocktail in a pretty glass.---The Badfellow
I'll buy the first round if you promise to stop being a cunt. --- Dear Booze

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by Nausea » Sat Oct 21, 2017 10:44 am

"A good pour, an honest smile, and understanding your alcoholism." -- Shorts McGraw on the ideal bartender, from MDM podcast #1.

So true.

I was at a bar once and ordered a beer and a shot at the same time. I was looked at with suspicion, and then asked if I was "On a mission."

Fuck yes I was on a mission. And that's one of the reasons I prefer to drink alone.

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Post by ThirstyDrunk » Sat Nov 11, 2017 1:42 pm

"I don't know if I'm an alcoholic, I never tried to quit" - Rick Flair
try it

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by DharmaBum » Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:42 am

Probably has been posted already, but here it goes:
"When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn't have you by the throat."
- Bukowski
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Post by Nausea » Sun Nov 26, 2017 2:31 pm

DharmaBum wrote:
Tue Nov 21, 2017 5:42 am
Probably has been posted already, but here it goes:
"When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn't have you by the throat."
- Bukowski
This quote has occurred to me at least a few times while either going to sleep or waking up on a weekday.

Ha! Morning suicidality.

But work is never as bad as it seems. And so the cycle continues.

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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by oettinger » Sun Nov 26, 2017 3:24 pm

If work was a person, I would beat the bloody hell out off it
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:04 pm

"I don't like weekends. They are confusing". - Oettinger
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Re: Drinking Quotes

Post by oettinger » Sun Nov 26, 2017 5:14 pm

That`s a lie, that fat faggot never said that
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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