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"Hey DB, do you inhale those cigars?"

-Oettinger
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Taking a shower before you get drunk is like washing a car before you put it in the crusher - unknown, drunkenskype
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"Drink too little, think too much" - Richard M. Nixon
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought

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Thirsty Drunk-

"His first language was Ebonics".

"I don't turn down a shot except for a flu shot"

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"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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"Let me think what I thought".

Donnie J. Drunk
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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"That was the night I woke up with a shart in my pants".

(Can't remember what drunkard said it due to drunkenness but probably Oettinger).
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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In Detroit, from sketchy girl: You gotta work for what you want.
Bourbon is my blood.

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It is very important for my self-esteem that I drink this alone
Some girl in a bar
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Resident Asshole wrote:
Fri Feb 02, 2018 10:55 pm
In Detroit, from sketchy girl: You gotta work for what you want.
Unfortunately, barring any mysterious and spontaneous inheritances of wealth, this is true. And what I want is booze.

My sweat and blood are for booze. I left out the "tears" because it takes a lot to make me cry -- like the end of a My Little Pony season.

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"Drunken Bronies unite!"

~Some guy on the Modern Drunkard Chat Board
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a drunk man tortilla chips, Velveeta and a hair dryer and he has nachos.

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Nausea wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:37 pm


Drunken Bronies unite!
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"Celebrating an anniversary of whatever" - Mistah Willies
"Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this.
I must have some booze".


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Money might not buy happieness, but it might buy a lot of drinks
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"There is no failing, unless you stop trying...
to find the next DRINK."

--- oett in today's Skype.

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"Gene, your couth is becoming fleisch pflug."

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