Federico Garcia Lorca

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Federico Garcia Lorca

Post by Frankennietzsche » Thu Sep 22, 2016 7:20 pm

The only things that the United States has given to the world are skyscrapers, jazz and cocktails. That is all. And in Cuba, in our America, they make much better cocktails.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”

"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "

"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"

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