Let’s commence with each brand-new bottle of pain and misery and love and gaiety. It's starts full and ends empty. Life.
That's why I dress up when I drink.
There’s tons that I’ll end up being needing in the first place. The magical nylon. Nonetheless.
*BOT* Free Pores
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Re: Free Pores
I wish I could drink through my pores and have more time for useless banal inane banter through my mouth
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
Re: Free Pores
Wait, what?
Keep the bottles of pain and misery away!
And at least you don't UNdress when you drink. You can go to jail for that.
Keep the bottles of pain and misery away!
And at least you don't UNdress when you drink. You can go to jail for that.
Don't worry. We're in no hurry.
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Re: Free Pores
For me, a serious hangover usually accompanies a full day and night of heavy drinking, but it can also leave me smelling like booze the following day. Many believe the best way to clean out their pores after drinking is by sweating out the toxins and then thoroughly bathing.
I call bullshit!
If our friend Owen is handing out free pores, why shouldn't I accept as many as are offered? What the hell, I'll take a free change of pores any day of the week. Meanwhile, I'll send my soiled pores out for a good cleaning.
If Owen is willing to hand over yet another set of freebie pores, I'll take those too. Hell, pretty soon, due to his generosity, I can have enough pores that it may require a whole new chest of drawers. Oh, imagine the possibilities.
Owen, Owen, he's our man.
His free pores are the best in the land!
I call bullshit!
If our friend Owen is handing out free pores, why shouldn't I accept as many as are offered? What the hell, I'll take a free change of pores any day of the week. Meanwhile, I'll send my soiled pores out for a good cleaning.
If Owen is willing to hand over yet another set of freebie pores, I'll take those too. Hell, pretty soon, due to his generosity, I can have enough pores that it may require a whole new chest of drawers. Oh, imagine the possibilities.
Owen, Owen, he's our man.
His free pores are the best in the land!
DRINK!
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No shower nor any bath can safe you from smelling like a 3rd grade bum.
What is true is that you sweat out toxins from heroin and the such. But alcohol just reeks, like huh alcohol, that`s no toxins
What is true is that you sweat out toxins from heroin and the such. But alcohol just reeks, like huh alcohol, that`s no toxins
Drink!
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Re: Free Pores
Oh, I can imagine the possibilities Dear Booze. I can...indeed.Dear Booze wrote: ↑Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:42 pm
If Owen is willing to hand over yet another set of freebie pores, I'll take those too. Hell, pretty soon, due to his generosity, I can have enough pores that it may require a whole new chest of drawers. Oh, imagine the possibilities.
Owen, Owen, he's our man.
His free pores are the best in the land!
However, you seem more the type that would necessitate an armoire rather than an additional chest o' drawers.
Furthermore, unless Owen is also handing out some free Stridex pads...his free pores are useless! How do we know if they've been sanitized?!
Okole maluna!
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Yes, but how can one value pores if their being given away for free? It's like buying the cow when you can just steal a gallon of milk from the store. But in this case, the milk is whiskey and cigarettes. Not that I advocate thievery, but if you don't steal it, someone else will, and the early bird always gets the free pores.
Now with benzoyl peroxide!
Now with benzoyl peroxide!
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Re: Free Pores
Owen Carpen wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:57 pmLet’s commence with each brand-new bottle of pain and misery and love and gaiety. It's starts full and ends empty. Life.
That's why I dress up when I drink.
There’s tons that I’ll end up being needing in the first place. The magical nylon. Nonetheless.
HA he said magical nylon!
That one's for you, Nausea. :D
Geez coming up with nicknames for you is ridiculously easy.
Okole maluna!
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Re: Free Pores
Candy Apple Sprinkles?Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑Tue May 22, 2018 7:06 pmOwen Carpen wrote: ↑Wed Oct 25, 2017 11:57 pmLet’s commence with each brand-new bottle of pain and misery and love and gaiety. It's starts full and ends empty. Life.
That's why I dress up when I drink.
There’s tons that I’ll end up being needing in the first place. The magical nylon. Nonetheless.
HA he said magical nylon!
That one's for you, Nausea. :D
Geez coming up with nicknames for you is ridiculously easy.
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Re: Free Pores
Isn't Betty Phuckter a distant relation of Willy Makitt?
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Re: Free Pores
Mike Hawk vs. Deez Nuts.
The winner will receive free pores for life.
The winner will receive free pores for life.
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Re: Free Pores
If Jack and Jill went up a hill with a buck fifty each, how much money does Jill have when she comes back down?
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