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Re: Free Pores

Post by Badfellow » Fri May 25, 2018 11:32 pm

Time is up.

The correct answer is Courtney Owen Carpen a la Carp Hole, in the Drawing Room, with Kurt Cobain's fortune.

What's in your carphole?
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Re: Free Pores

Post by mistah willies » Sat May 26, 2018 5:05 am

Badfellow wrote:
Fri May 25, 2018 11:32 pm
Time is up.

The correct answer is Courtney Owen Carpen a la Carp Hole, in the Drawing Room, with Kurt Cobain's fortune.

What's in your carphole?
An armoire in the drawing room of the Porehouse. Question: doesn't a pocket full of pores lead to one big hole?
Blecch. Now I'm feeling itchy like find get from that tripophobia. (Gross image to follow below)

So this itching will lead me to the Pourhouse.

Hmmm... That's a an apt name for a pub...


















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Re: Free Pores

Post by oettinger » Sat May 26, 2018 7:11 am

Nice Wilies, milk is overrated anyhow.

Free tits for 1000 please
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Re: Free Pores

Post by Badfellow » Sat May 26, 2018 11:08 am

oettinger wrote:
Sat May 26, 2018 7:11 am
Free tits for 1000 please
The question is: how many pores does the average pair of human funbags possess?

A. 30,000
B. 300,000,000
C. Way too many
D. Tits
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Re: Free Pores

Post by Badfellow » Sat May 26, 2018 11:12 am

mistah willies wrote:
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Where exactly are the getting these child skulls from? Daycare facilities? Orphanages? Owen Carpen?
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Re: Free Pores

Post by oettinger » Sat May 26, 2018 1:55 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Sat May 26, 2018 11:08 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat May 26, 2018 7:11 am
Free tits for 1000 please
The question is: how many pores does the average pair of human funbags possess?

A. 30,000
B. 300,000,000
C. Way too many
D. Tits
One ball for one hundret please, Ted
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Re: Free Pores

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun May 27, 2018 5:47 am

Badfellow wrote:
Sat May 26, 2018 11:08 am
oettinger wrote:
Sat May 26, 2018 7:11 am
Free tits for 1000 please
The question is: how many pores does the average pair of human funbags possess?

A. 30,000
B. 300,000,000
C. Way too many
D. Tits
E. Fun bags of Germanic descent adorning whiskers so there's no telling how many.
F. One hairy red haired ball sack wearing a Slayer jock strap.
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