Is anybody a big M*A*S*H fan?

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 4:58 pm

What;s the speech Hawkeye gives in response to Burs's accusation of him swilling gin?

Giles Humbert III · Post by **Giles Humbert III** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 7:56 pm

Frank: "Haven't you two anything better to do when you're off duty than to lie around and swill gin?"
Hawkeye: "Swill gin? Sir, I have sipped, lapped, and taken gin intravenously but I have never swilled! Actually, I'm persuing my life long quest for the perfect, the absolutely dryest Martini to be found in this or any other world."

Here, here.

Frankennietzsche · Post by **Frankennietzsche** » Fri Apr 11, 2003 6:28 pm

Excellent. The rant Hawkey went on when, as OD, he was asked to carry a gun was good too.

Jason007 · Post by **Jason007** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:31 pm

[that may be the best war time drinking show ever made!!!!

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 1:33 pm

Here's to Halk Eye "Cheers"

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri May 16, 2003 3:30 am

some more from Hawkeye:

Hawkeye's plans for after the war: "I'm going to get drunk for a week, undrunk up and then get drunk for a month again."

and

Radar: You're not undrunk, sir.
Hawkeye: I would really resent that if I wasn't drunk.

and of course this one: "I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got into this war I had a very clear understanding with the Pentagon. No guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to old Virginie, I'll even hari-kari if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"

Uncle Sal · Post by **Uncle Sal** » Sat May 17, 2003 8:43 pm

Mash quotes could carry an entire site... as well could cheers... NORM!

moriarty · Post by **moriarty** » Tue May 20, 2003 2:29 am

What about when Hawkeye and Peirce explain to the little korean kid that a bottle of vermouth should last for one war?

tragoedus · Post by **tragoedus** » Fri May 23, 2003 9:13 pm

Frank: You're a drunk!

Hawkeye: That is just a rumour perpatrated by people I've stumbled over (or something to that effect).

tragoedus · Post by **tragoedus** » Fri May 23, 2003 10:06 pm

oh ja, you missed an asterisk

drunkbastard13 · Post by **drunkbastard13** » Sat Aug 02, 2003 12:49 am

And who could forget the dialogue that enused in the episode when Colonel Potter first arrived at the MASH camp:

Potter (speaking to Hawkeye and B.J.): I take it you two drink."

Hawkeye: "Only to excess!"

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 4:55 pm

Hawkeye: No thanks, I'll stick with gin. Champge is just ginger ale who knows somebody.

Rowdydrunk79 · Post by **Rowdydrunk79** » Fri Sep 12, 2003 5:02 pm

Hawkeye: Radar I get the impression that we woke you at about 3:30 this morning.
Radar: Oh, no sir, it was ten after four.
Hawkeye: You don't happen to recall why?
Radar: Oh, yes sir, you said you wanted to sacrifice a virgin.
Trapper: Did we?
Radar: No, sirs, I was too sleepy.

thirsty4beer · Post by **thirsty4beer** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 8:16 am

Rarar: Will scotch be OK for everybody? Sorry Sir, but i ran out of ice so i just used bourbon

ThirstyDrunk · Post by **ThirstyDrunk** » Thu Apr 05, 2007 12:13 pm

Hawkeye, on the perfect martini:
"You pour six jiggers of gin, and you drink it while staring at a picture of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor of Vermouth".

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