Is anybody a big M*A*S*H fan?

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drivinwest
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Trapper at an MP who is trying to take their still:

Watch it fella. This thing could go off. (while brandishing a fly swatter)

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Henry: Margaret, that 'scotch' you just poured is rye
Magaret: that's OK, the champagne i just had was gin...
mine's a pint

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what does he say when he trys real gin after ages of drinking his home made stuff and finding he doesnt really like real gin any more? love mash

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I always had the hots for Hawkeye. Radar, too.
BJ, after Hawkeye picks him up from the airstrip and proceeds to indoctrinate him in Korean war life, including essential drunkenness...
"Whaddya say, Ferret Face??"
Mayhem is everywhere.

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There was a classic on last night. Old school M*A*S*H with LT. Col. Henry Blake and a younger Leslie Nielsen playing an insane Colonel. Hawk got Blake soused on whiskey and hilarity ensued.

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