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drivinwest
Lord of Benders
Posts: 280 Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:19 am
Location: College Station, TX
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by drivinwest » Wed Apr 11, 2007 2:39 pm
Trapper at an MP who is trying to take their still:
Watch it fella. This thing could go off. (while brandishing a fly swatter)
thirsty4beer
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2024 Joined: Fri May 16, 2003 6:26 am
Location: Luton UK
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by thirsty4beer » Sat Apr 14, 2007 6:27 am
Henry: Margaret, that 'scotch' you just poured is rye
Magaret: that's OK, the champagne i just had was gin...
mine's a pint
Seb
Lord of Benders
Posts: 263 Joined: Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:44 am
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by Seb » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:28 pm
what does he say when he trys real gin after ages of drinking his home made stuff and finding he doesnt really like real gin any more? love mash
Grace O'Malley
Drunker Than God
Posts: 2072 Joined: Sat May 13, 2006 6:15 pm
Location: North to Seattle?
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by Grace O'Malley » Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:25 pm
I always had the hots for Hawkeye. Radar, too.
BJ, after Hawkeye picks him up from the airstrip and proceeds to indoctrinate him in Korean war life, including essential drunkenness...
"Whaddya say, Ferret Face??"
Mayhem is everywhere.
drivinwest
Lord of Benders
Posts: 280 Joined: Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:19 am
Location: College Station, TX
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by drivinwest » Tue May 15, 2007 8:39 pm
There was a classic on last night. Old school M*A*S*H with LT. Col. Henry Blake and a younger Leslie Nielsen playing an insane Colonel. Hawk got Blake soused on whiskey and hilarity ensued.