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Dolphin Love?

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I just saw this video on ABCNews.com about a man that forged a "physical" realtionship with a dolphin. Some things come to mind after seeing this:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/mans-tal ... n-10322126

(1) Apparently, the "human" dating scene just wasn't working out for this guy.

(2) His Friday nights now consist of Flipper re-runs, a bottle of lotion, & plenty of Kleenex.

(3) Dolphins develop deep, emotional bonds that humans will never be able to understand how they work...ok, no amount of explaining will ever justify the fact that you fucked a dolphin dude!
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billygoatcurse wrote: ok, no amount of explaining will ever justify the fact that you fucked a dolphin dude!
Well, he might not have it on porpoise.
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peetie44 wrote:
billygoatcurse wrote: ok, no amount of explaining will ever justify the fact that you fucked a dolphin dude!
Well, he might not have it on porpoise.
ow, ow! my brain!
Stupid should hurt.

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Sorry, I have to do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

See, I was having a hard time earlier explaining to the Goat what a narwhal actually is.
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waahoohah wrote:Sorry, I have to do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

See, I was having a hard time earlier explaining to the Goat what a narwhal actually is.
This sir, has made my day...Well played!
I've been unavoidably detained by my complete lack of punctuality.

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i clicked on the link and then immediately gravitated toward the story of a large-breasted woman nearly suffocating her lover with them. i'm really kind of glad i did.
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Interspecies erotica is nothing new.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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