I just saw this video on ABCNews.com about a man that forged a "physical" realtionship with a dolphin. Some things come to mind after seeing this:
http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/mans-tal ... n-10322126
(1) Apparently, the "human" dating scene just wasn't working out for this guy.
(2) His Friday nights now consist of Flipper re-runs, a bottle of lotion, & plenty of Kleenex.
(3) Dolphins develop deep, emotional bonds that humans will never be able to understand how they work...ok, no amount of explaining will ever justify the fact that you fucked a dolphin dude!
Dolphin Love?
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Dolphin Love?
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Re: Dolphin Love?
Well, he might not have it on porpoise.billygoatcurse wrote: ok, no amount of explaining will ever justify the fact that you fucked a dolphin dude!
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Re: Dolphin Love?
ow, ow! my brain!peetie44 wrote:Well, he might not have it on porpoise.billygoatcurse wrote: ok, no amount of explaining will ever justify the fact that you fucked a dolphin dude!
Stupid should hurt.
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Re: Dolphin Love?
Sorry, I have to do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
See, I was having a hard time earlier explaining to the Goat what a narwhal actually is.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
See, I was having a hard time earlier explaining to the Goat what a narwhal actually is.
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Re: Dolphin Love?
This sir, has made my day...Well played!waahoohah wrote:Sorry, I have to do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
See, I was having a hard time earlier explaining to the Goat what a narwhal actually is.
I've been unavoidably detained by my complete lack of punctuality.
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Re: Dolphin Love?
i clicked on the link and then immediately gravitated toward the story of a large-breasted woman nearly suffocating her lover with them. i'm really kind of glad i did.
why is my moral compass always pointed east? that's the direction of the nearest liquor store.
Re: Dolphin Love?
Interspecies erotica is nothing new.
Drink your fucking drink, how about that? Stop the fuckin' presses, isn't it genius??
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