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Not Exactly The Lottery...
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"Man i once bought $101 worth of insect candy because it was free shipping on orders over 100 bucks." -- ThirstyDrunk
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Hmm... I wonder what I would have done in a similar situation...
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Sounds like someone was about to get boarded and they dumped what they could.
Best option is to turn it in. If you don't know how to move that much, just breaking bad outta the blue is going to get ugly.
Best option is to turn it in. If you don't know how to move that much, just breaking bad outta the blue is going to get ugly.
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According to the good Reverend, that kinda shit happens in Texas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpoE6yzZrxo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpoE6yzZrxo
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Amen, Brother Thirsty. Amen.ThirstyDrunk wrote:According to the good Reverend, that kinda shit happens in Texas.
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Man, I am never in the right place at the right time.
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The above post contains about everything you need for the basic synopsis, a working title (Breaking Bad) and maybe a soundtrack song/hook idea (Outta The Blue) for a nice comedy film.TheBigCasino wrote:Sounds like someone was about to get boarded and they dumped what they could.
Best option is to turn it in. If you don't know how to move that much, just breaking bad outta the blue is going to get ugly.
Outstanding, TBC.
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
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ThirstyDrunk wrote:According to the good Reverend, that kinda shit happens in Texas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpoE6yzZrxo
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I'd have kept it. I know people. Could have wholesaled it out for half the value in a matter of weeks. Just sayin.
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I would have called the police or destroyed that shit on the spot: I hate drugs and drug dealers.
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I take it you don't class alcohol as a drug...Mr Boozificator wrote:I would have called the police or destroyed that shit on the spot: I hate drugs and drug dealers.
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Holy. Shit.
That is all.
That is all.
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If I discovered this bag, I would of course see to it that such contraband was disposed of immediately, in a safe and sane manner, by my crack team (wait a minute...that didn't come out exactly right...) of highly-experienced cocaine-disposal professionals ("Easy there, Brandi...you and Raven and the other gallant ladies are working much too hard on the disposal..."), who would selflessly risk their own safety to make damn sure that our already overworked men and women of law enforcement and the general public were spared any possible trouble over, or exposure to, this vile and toxic menace, and in fact, shouldn't even be bothered with the knowledge of it's heinous existence.
...and you're welcome!
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"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
"I wanted a shark high on crack dumped into a piranha tank! I wanted college AD's to pull their human faces off, then dive at each other's lizard throats!" -- waahoohah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q01p7k6T ... e=youtu.be
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Re: Not Exactly The Lottery...
I woulda turned MOST of it in . . . . :)