I got get a hair what should I get
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beerkegbilly
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I got get a hair what should I get
So I'm getting a hair and I'm letting you on modern Drunkard pick me hair style!
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
I've had good luck attracting women with my pony tail. All three times. Plus, when you tell 'em you're donating it to Locks of Love, and they get allllll crazy.
But, it takes a certain type of guy to be able to do it, I'm told.
But, it takes a certain type of guy to be able to do it, I'm told.
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
a guy with a pony tail?Jollyroger1210 wrote: But, it takes a certain type of guy to be able to do it, I'm told.
Stupid should hurt.
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
Tonsure it, yo.
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
"I spent all of my money on cars, women and booze, the rest of it I squandered" G. Best
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
Wait, I just reread the title, and I want to change my answer to fit the wording:
I say that you should get a pubic hair.
I say that you should get a pubic hair.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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MasSangre
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
What kind of bullshit hair choices are these? I hate all these choices, and I really hate mohawks.
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ThirstyDrunk
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
Hate is such a strong word. You need a drink man, chill out.MasSangre wrote:What kind of bullshit hair choices are these? I hate all these choices, and I really hate mohawks.
Like a desperate thirst in a raging drought
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Frankennietzsche
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
You know who had really cool hairdos? The Picts.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
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beerkegbilly
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Re: I got get a hair what should I get
I when out and got a high and tight.
Re: I got get a hair what should I get
Shaved...but you have to have a head shaped like Ernie's not Bert's
The perfect combination of redneck and beach bum.
Re: I got get a hair what should I get
Shaved...but you have to have a head shaped like Ernie's not Bert's
The perfect combination of redneck and beach bum.
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Frankennietzsche
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This dumb guy at work gets high & tights. He has plastic rim glasses. He also got some kind of mp3 player with one of those ear-phones that hooks around ones ear and looks like an old school hearing aid. Those things seperately would be alright, but together he looks like that special warehouse guy whose parents drank heavily during pregnacy.
“Süßen witwe Mutter-Hosen — kommst du hier mit mein knackenpfeife schnell, oder Ich zeige Ihnen mein Zuhälter Hand!”
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"
"I am going to pistol-whip the next person who says 'shenanigans' "
"Rectum? It nearly killed him!"