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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Badfellow » Mon Feb 11, 2019 7:19 pm

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The fact that out of 3 snes controllers in this house only 1 is fully functional.

And of course when I checked at the video game store on my lunch break earlier this week they only had these weird snes controllers with usb hook ups.

I mean Turtles in Time was still fun but it could've been funner. Oh well. Fuck it.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by scream ale » Tue Feb 12, 2019 5:13 am

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scream ale wrote:
Sun Feb 10, 2019 4:55 pm
The fact that out of 3 snes controllers in this house only 1 is fully functional.

And of course when I checked at the video game store on my lunch break earlier this week they only had these weird snes controllers with usb hook ups.

I mean Turtles in Time was still fun but it could've been funner. Oh well. Fuck it.
The fact that every time I move I give away my SNES and NES consoles and games away to friends only to eventually buy them again off of Ebay. Just gave them away again a few months ago to my brother because it was too expensive to bring with. I miss Super Mario World and Tetris Attack. *sigh*
Tetris Attack was fun as shit. Tetris 2 kinda dumb.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by mistah willies » Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:08 pm

When drunk dials end

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:58 am

Not getting drunk dialed.

Valentine's Day.

Non-crispy French fries.

When people and their shopping carts are constantly are in the way at the grocery store, and linger forever at the very section you need to get something from.

Turkey club sandwiches but there's no avocado. (I mean, I'll still eat it, but damn.)

When your bestie you used to get drunk with back in the day grew up and turned Jehovah's Witness which doesn't bother me but what does is that it = doesn't drink or celebrate anything anymore, and sends you Watchtower pamphlets and tries to convert you. (Need I remind her of the experiences I was privy to?)
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by mistah willies » Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:44 pm

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Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:58 am
...When your bestie you used to get drunk with back in the day grew up and turned Jehovah's Witness which doesn't bother me but what does is that it = doesn't drink or celebrate anything anymore, and sends you Watchtower pamphlets and tries to convert you. (Need I remind her of the experiences I was privy to?)[/color]
That won't last long. Coconut flavored rum will lure her back. You don't have to anything.
Just pray with a goblet raised, to either of these three things:

God health.
Good health.
Good healthy drinking: chugs.

Prayer-ful chugs to Lord Bacchus now, for her salivation, my young friend.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by mistah willies » Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:45 pm

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:58 am
...When your bestie you used to get drunk with back in the day grew up and turned Jehovah's Witness which doesn't bother me but what does is that it = doesn't drink or celebrate anything anymore, and sends you Watchtower pamphlets and tries to convert you. (Need I remind her of the experiences I was privy to?)[/color]
That won't last long. Coconut flavored rum will lure her back. You don't have to anything.
Just pray with a goblet raised, to either of these three things:

God health.
Good health.
Good healthy drinking: chugs.

Prayer-ful chugs to Lord Bacchus now, for her salivation, my young friend.

Redemption center is at the bottle store. Recovery is the money you get back for moar booze.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by oettinger » Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:19 pm

Delayed flights, smh my first drink of the day and it`s midnight
I do not remember posting that ^^^
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by scream ale » Fri Feb 15, 2019 6:44 pm

mistah willies wrote:
Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:45 pm

Redemption center is at the bottle store. Recovery is the money you get back for moar booze.
Listen to this dude Rufus. He knows what he's talking about.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:00 am

mistah willies wrote:
Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:45 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:58 am
...When your bestie you used to get drunk with back in the day grew up and turned Jehovah's Witness which doesn't bother me but what does is that it = doesn't drink or celebrate anything anymore, and sends you Watchtower pamphlets and tries to convert you. (Need I remind her of the experiences I was privy to?)[/color]
That won't last long. Coconut flavored rum will lure her back. You don't have to anything.
Thankfully it wasn't Malibu Laurie or the stock market for Malibu rum would plummet radically. This was a friend from afar I had been out of touch with for awhile and I called her to wish her a Happy Birthday and she was like "Uh....I don't celebrate that anymore". My bad! I'm fine with the not celebrating but the not drinking...it may be the end for us haha. Nah I don't think she would be the type to judge me. She knows I will never change.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Patchez » Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:22 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Feb 16, 2019 12:00 am
mistah willies wrote:
Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:45 pm
Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:58 am
...When your bestie you used to get drunk with back in the day grew up and turned Jehovah's Witness which doesn't bother me but what does is that it = doesn't drink or celebrate anything anymore, and sends you Watchtower pamphlets and tries to convert you. (Need I remind her of the experiences I was privy to?)[/color]
That won't last long. Coconut flavored rum will lure her back. You don't have to anything.
Thankfully it wasn't Malibu Laurie or the stock market for Malibu rum would plummet radically. This was a friend from afar I had been out of touch with for awhile and I called her to wish her a Happy Birthday and she was like "Uh....I don't celebrate that anymore". My bad! I'm fine with the not celebrating but the not drinking...it may be the end for us haha. Nah I don't think she would be the type to judge me. She knows I will never change.
Most Of the Witness folk I've met have nothing against drinking. A few were pretty decent sots to boot. Never did get the whole lack of holidays and birthday thing though.
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Post by Artful Drunktective » Sat Feb 16, 2019 1:35 am

Healthy and low-fat meals, recipes, and ingredients.

Fat free sour cream? P'chaaah. As if.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by scream ale » Sun Feb 17, 2019 9:47 am

I sometimes get the fat free sour cream. With enough hot sauce you really can't tell the difference.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:52 am

The muthafuckin’ flu!

All this coughing must be great for my abs. Beach bod ‘19 here I come.
Oh God, my grandmother would kill me.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Feb 18, 2019 8:33 am

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The muthafuckin’ flu!

All this coughing must be great for my abs. Beach bod ‘19 here I come.
Yes a few of us have been battling varying degrees of symptoms and it sounds like the tuberculosis wing up in here.

The unfortunate thing is that the only way I will achieve Beach Body '19 is if it can be achieved by drinking copious amounts of booze.

Slim-Fast White Russians perhaps?
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Badfellow » Mon Feb 18, 2019 11:40 am

Nausea wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 7:52 am
The muthafuckin’ flu!

All this coughing must be great for my abs. Beach bod ‘19 here I come.
I do bong hits instead of sit-ups and I'm totally ripped. My waistline is like a stoned wasp.
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