Shit we hate:

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:16 am

Anything to do with Charles Manson. Why did media glorify this douche bag with interviews and documentaries? Enough already. He's finally dead. It's not like he was Jack the Ripper. He was a poseur who manipulated stupid hippy people. Lame.

Ask those surviving stupid hippy chicks still serving time in prison for murder that were recently denied parole again. Betcha they would agree now.
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Post by scream ale » Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:47 pm

People that change their offspring's diaper in the parking lot, roll it up and toss it out the window. So it can get run over leaving an awesome combination of smeared baby shit and destroyed diaper. Probably the same retards that while walking their dogs actually take the time to bag up the turds but instead of throwing it in the garbage they tie it to a low hanging tree branch.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by oettinger » Sat Jul 06, 2019 1:27 pm

scream ale wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 12:47 pm
People that change their diaper in the lot, roll it up and toss it out the window. So the same retards f throwing it in the tree
People do that?

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:12 pm

Swallowing liquids down the wrong pipe, especially when it's liquor. Yowch.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Dear Booze » Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:08 pm

Nausea wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 3:12 pm
Swallowing liquids down the wrong pipe, especially when it's liquor. Yowch.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:47 pm

I wish I was a robot.

Another one: not getting drunk fast enough -- it usually leads to a rapid pace that lands you at the Island more quickly than is often desirable. Plus, the hangovers are more potent.

Like right now. Oh well, I can't help myself.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:50 pm

Music videos that consist of people (usually kids) destroying shit in some kind of supposed catharsis.

I guess it's better than close-ups of someone grazing wheat with their hands, or embracing the sun with arms open.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by oettinger » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:23 pm

Music videos with children
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:41 pm

oettinger wrote:
Fri Jul 12, 2019 3:23 pm
Music videos with children
Music videos with people.
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Post by oettinger » Fri Jul 12, 2019 4:11 pm

Videos
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Post by Nausea » Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:35 pm

Selfies that girls have taken with their head tilted at 45 degrees, lips pouting slightly, and one hand touching her hair.

Stupid betchezz.

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Post by Dear Booze » Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:49 pm

Nausea wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:35 pm
Selfies that girls have taken with their head tilted at 45 degrees, lips pouting slightly, and one hand touching her hair.

Stupid betchezz.
Yes, yes, yes. I believe Facebook was invented for women to share photos of themselves in this pose. Also holding a glass if wine.

An alternative photo is of a group of women doing this with one of them (usually the homely one), in front of the rest of the group, slightly squating in order to not block the faces of those behind her.

Yeaaaaayyyyy, Wooooo! we're at a winery!"
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Artful Drunktective » Mon Jul 15, 2019 3:30 am

Nausea wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 3:35 pm

Stupid betchezz.
LOL betchezz. Or the mirror selfie. Those are even worse.

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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Badfellow » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:14 pm

Facebook whores.

89.3% of people.

China.

The sweat on Trump's upper lip. I wonder what it's made of?

Pop music.

That random note jazz bullshit.

Running out of vodka. And tequila.

Acute mudbutt.
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Re: Shit we hate:

Post by Nausea » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:19 pm

Badfellow wrote:
Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:14 pm
Acute mudbutt.
Also similar to coffee-ass. I'm ambivalent toward coffee-ass and mudbutt simply because it's nice to be totally cleaned out, albeit messily.

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